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[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The behind the bastards episode will teach you a lot about this piece of shit. Wozniak is the genius, this is just another predatory businessman. Good riddance.

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yknow, while I 90% agree with you there seems to be some element between the technical genius (Wozniak) and the idiot businessman that is Tim Apple.

Jobs may have been a piece of shit but there’s something to be said for the uncompromising non-technical focus on UX that allowed Jobs to make the iPhone a success.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sure Wozniak invented the Apple I and II. But if he never met Jobs his inventions would have stayed a hobby and Apple would have never existed. Woz also didn’t push for an OS with a GUI (which was revolutionary back then) that was Jobs’ idea. Not to mention that Woz had nothing to do with Apple’s comeback. He has been an honorary employee since Jobs was fired. Woz is a genius but people give him way too much credit just like they do with Jobs.

[–] Tiger_Man_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Not to mention the actual pioneer of generic-text languages, the inventor of the compiler, Grace Hopper.

https://www.biography.com/scientist/grace-hopper

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean, fucking up is a common thing people do and is an integral part of the human condition. What should be emphasized about Jobs case is that he fucked up his own liver, learned the cause and treatments, used his wealth to cut in the waiting line to get a liver transplant, and then fucked his second liver just the same way. This is the definition of terminally stupid, and no UX focus will ever change that.

[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 1 points 1 year ago

I remember reading a story a while back about the documentary they were making on him. He had his special diet of juices and supplements and whatnot, which he claimed helped him while his liver was failing. The actor who portrayed him started following the same diet to better get in character. Only then he collapsed on set with liver problems. They did a full medical work up and basically told him whatever you're doing stop doing it because it's killing you. He went back to his normal diet and he was fine. Raising the serious question, did Steve Jobs outsmart himself to death? If he had given up all the diets and supplements and whatnot might he have lived?

How did he fuck up his liver? Do you mean that he was doing something that caused him to develop that tumor?

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He tried to fight P.C. with apples.

[–] JDPoZ@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Jesus Christ. That is fucking poetry.

[–] LucidLyes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Jobs paved the way for Musk. I hate that he's so often cited as a genius to look up to in the tech world

[–] Shiggles@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There is a distinct type of person, very good at one thing, that is unable to understand that doesn’t translate to the rest of their life. Easiest to describe them as a high int, low wis character.

[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

And by good at one thing you mean exploiting people and gaslighting the media.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

I used to work as a court clerk and judges are like this. You cannot tell them anything because if they get it into their heads that they know better than you then they will completely ignore reality in favor of their own, largely arbitrary, fictional universe.

The best incentive ever not to commit a crime is to find out how utterly dysfunctional the legal system is.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doctors failed to communicate the situation in a way he would grasp that his choices were death or chemo. Maybe a, "that's your choice? OK, before you go, how world you like us to handle your corpse? So you want a full autopsy to confirm the cancer diagnosis, or would you prefer we didn't? Is there a particular burial home you have plans with? "

But in all likelihood there's nothing anyone could have said to him to make him see reason.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

But in all likelihood there’s nothing anyone could have said to him to make him see reason.

"The CEO after you will mess up the design of apple products"

[–] rockettaco37@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

He might've been a marketing genius

Oncology... not so much