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Anon goes to the gym for the first time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Real chads lift everyone around them

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Sounds made up. I've never interacted with a single person at the gym, ever.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Actually strong people don't need to belittle others around them to feel stronger.

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My experience with people who are really into working out is that they want everyone to be into working out, and want to help you get there. They're nerds for lifting. They're excited to get you excited.

Anyone who shit-talks you for not already being great at it is a fucking poser and you should tell them that.

[–] irish_link@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

“Nerds for lifting” I fucking love that and feel that.

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Anon experiences human contact outside of highschool for the first time?