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You used too much milk
My eyes are down here
Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.
You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.
All my homies got eye nipples.
Do you have to dip them in milk or just squeeze the nip- I mean, iris?
Nabisco™ Tits.
"Hey, I think these things are responding!"
Funny thing is that when I put them in the refrigerator the center of them expands
bistits
Everything reminds me of her
you could call them cup cakes
D-cupcakes.
B cup cakes
No, you baked titty cookies for Halloweenie!
80085
Mmm....did you tho??
How was the orgy?
The cookies weren't the only thing that didn't last long.
Now you just need some milk.
Looks like the titty monster has come out to play.
Just save them for the adult party.
Boobs.
You're very perceptive
👀
These would pair well with vaginger snaps
With cookies like these, you can't just go right for the center. You have to nibble around the edges a bit and work your way in slowly. Always good to have another cookie in your hand while working on the first. Then trade off... A little taste from this one, a little from the other.
... Then go full cookie monster.
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unrelated note
that scp is definitely someone's fetish
That was the first scp I have read in nearly 20 years and I am not sure if I should thank you or threaten you, so I'll say this; I have your address and I hope you like tulips, you fuck.
Eye don't see the issue
I baked mushroom cookies once, specifically stinkhorn-looking cookies. No idea why I thought of that just now.
They’ll be stale by Halloween but this was first posted to Facebook by a drunk uncle nineteen years ago.
They could have been from someone doing a test batch, and learning a lot from it, among others to have at least another test run after the change...
"eye ball" cookies
Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough
I recommend blue or purple.
Thats no titty, that's a moob!
Those are titties
That's just like Cassatella di sant'Agata.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassatella_di_sant%27Agata
Also look for Festival of Saint Agatha,
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festival_of_Saint_Agatha_(Catania)
What are these, cookies for infants?
I guess goo goo gaa gaa. I’m an infant.
Are you at all related to Ed Gein?
The elves are getting lonely. Is there a Tinder for elves? "L-vy Love" or something.