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[–] WFloyd@lemmy.world 105 points 1 week ago

Is that the breast you can do?

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 63 points 1 week ago

You used too much milk

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 44 points 1 week ago

My eyes are down here

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.

You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 8 points 1 week ago

All my homies got eye nipples.

Do you have to dip them in milk or just squeeze the nip- I mean, iris?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Nabisco™ Tits.

"Hey, I think these things are responding!"

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Funny thing is that when I put them in the refrigerator the center of them expands

[–] bdot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[–] null@lemmy.nullspace.lol 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

Everything reminds me of her

[–] bdot@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

you could call them cup cakes

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

D-cupcakes.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

B cup cakes

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

No, you baked titty cookies for Halloweenie!

[–] SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago
[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Mmm....did you tho??

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The cookies weren't the only thing that didn't last long.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Now you just need some milk.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Looks like the titty monster has come out to play.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Just save them for the adult party.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

You're very perceptive

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

those are some suckable cookies

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

These would pair well with vaginger snaps

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

With cookies like these, you can't just go right for the center. You have to nibble around the edges a bit and work your way in slowly. Always good to have another cookie in your hand while working on the first. Then trade off... A little taste from this one, a little from the other.

... Then go full cookie monster.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

SCP-597

unrelated notethat scp is definitely someone's fetish

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That was the first scp I have read in nearly 20 years and I am not sure if I should thank you or threaten you, so I'll say this; I have your address and I hope you like tulips, you fuck.

[–] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Eye don't see the issue

[–] ckmnstr@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I baked mushroom cookies once, specifically stinkhorn-looking cookies. No idea why I thought of that just now.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

They’ll be stale by Halloween but this was first posted to Facebook by a drunk uncle nineteen years ago.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (5 children)

How dare his shitpost be shitty?

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

They could have been from someone doing a test batch, and learning a lot from it, among others to have at least another test run after the change...

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

"eye ball" cookies

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I recommend blue or purple.

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Thats no titty, that's a moob!

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Those are titties

[–] flango@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 week ago
[–] ddplf@szmer.info 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What are these, cookies for infants?

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I guess goo goo gaa gaa. I’m an infant.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Now I got this stuck in my head (nsfw)

https://youtube.com/shorts/61IHLWROG7Y

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Are you at all related to Ed Gein?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

The elves are getting lonely. Is there a Tinder for elves? "L-vy Love" or something.

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