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I created the weirdest political compass (lemmy.world)

submitted 15 hours ago by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

As a Ruby fan I’m just happy to be included for a change

[–] Slotos@feddit.nl 4 points 12 hours ago

As a Ruby fan having a blast with Elixir, where the hell is anything BEAM related?

The compass is truly political.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

a lot of suspicuously missing lisps

[–] aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

A systems language, one of the oldest but still in use and modeled after, used to build expensive research toys, which compiles itself via its interpreter…. is in some 4d space this plane doesn't slice through.

FORTH also out in space somewhere

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Is Java more obsolete than c#?

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 hours ago

My man put EMCAScript like Oracle was gonna C&D 😅

[–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 1 points 11 hours ago

I like it

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

The aim is to learn one fromeach quadrant!

[–] dave@feddit.uk 1 points 13 hours ago

Among this chart's many other issues raised elsewhere, Ada is in totally the wrong place. Probably more system than Rust right now, and definitely not obsolete.

[–] seth_arimainyu@ieji.de 1 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

@ZILtoid1991 well, according to this, I'll learn Go.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I started using Go a few months ago, I'm loving it so far. Simple, gets the job done, stays out of your way.

[–] aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 13 hours ago

Except for the thousands of lines of boilerplate 🤷‍♂️

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world -4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

What do you looking for in a programming language? Maybe I can suggest something better.

[–] rooroo@feddit.org 9 points 15 hours ago

I’m sure everyone can suggest something better regardless of what they’re looking for in a programming language.

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