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[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 2 points 10 hours ago

It’s really more of a bell curve shape. If you’re not important enough you won’t get a big screen. The receptionist may only have a phone.

[–] tamlyn@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I had the choice at my last company. Two 1920x1200 or one big 4k screen. I choose the two screens. Seems that was already a statement 😅

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 5 points 1 day ago

I had a similar choice. My vision is already bad, so it is simply a choice between having one or two monitors.

[–] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 13 points 1 day ago

I thought one laptop and two monitors is standard?

[–] voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

So with 4 monitors I'm just fucked right?

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago

Just put duplicate programs up in each, some scrolling to look busy, and one window to hide the Galaga game.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@piefed.social 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 2 points 16 hours ago

Importance is not labeled, but it's on the x axis, increasing from left to right.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 18 points 1 day ago

Status maybe. The guy with the two monitors is probably doing most of the heavy lifting, and his manager with just one screen in his office watching him remotely or behind his back. The guys with the laptops, they're the engineers who tell everyone how the spreadsheet says everything is great while there's actually a fire. Which is what the guy with the two screens is doing, trying to figure out how to put it out.

[–] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

*not to be applied to financial services.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 2 points 20 hours ago

it's actually a sine wave, just not enough monitors on the graph 😂

[–] s12@sopuli.xyz 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

And yet sadly, I can’t even reach “corporate slave” rank.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 1 points 16 hours ago

Why are you working your way down, lead?

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago