"We define God as that which is most important to us. So when we take the ass n titties heirarchy in light of the metaphysical substrate, titties is God"
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I like this meme because hahaha Jordan Peterson dumb. But also, It makes me feel better for liking butts more.
Just tried listening to him talk about male loneliness... what a crocodile crock of shite.
He blamed it on "female" teachers treating men as lesser, despite that being one of two respectable professions women were allowed for the better part of the last 200 years
Also is there a community to talk shit about right wing media
Also is there a community to talk shit about right wing media
Yes, lemmy!
Lobsters evolved a near 0 tits to ass ratio, now testosterone is their friend making chemical!
Checkmate lurbrls!
Eventually, all ass and boobs evolve to be crabs!
Yet another Western false prophet. He should've just stuck to fashion, he's somewhat competent in that area (although my wife says I have no eyes for fashion so maybe I'm giving him too much credit, lol).
I condemn this.
Sheogorath cosplay
I do not like that look at all. 😄 Listen to your wife.
Well what's the suppositional didactic of the tits versus ass? One must ask what is the metaphysical substrates for each?
well i- let me stop y- before that, can you first define "didactic", "supposition", "metaphysical", "ass", "one", "ask", "the", "is" and "for"?
Define "tits"
The things your mom ask me to cum on. Like that one time during hell in a cell when the undertaker threw.....
...his cum on Mankind's tits?
Well boobs on your face are fun, but they can't fart in my mouth, so what's the point?!
Tits or ass? Uh, yes please!
If you were offered the real thing or a pale imitation, which would you choose? Boobs are simply asses on the chest! The Ass is superior!
Counterpoint: nipples
o7
THE ASS CAME FIRST!!!!
Maybe asses are just back boobs without nipples.
Too coherent for Jordy.
I can hear it in his voice
Kermit the frog ass misogynist
I want him to debate the counter argument that ass is the original boobs. I think there was a cartoon about that, I think it was in a black and white manga style.