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Important Context: @ratlimit is a satire account.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 hours ago

Even as satire, the worst part is seeing Kirk being treated like he's anywhere near as important as the Kennedy and Lincoln assassinations.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 10 hours ago

Readers added more context: Any three unique points on a sphere form a circle.

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 14 hours ago

to think of that, this is one of the cases when basic math knowledge is important/useful outside engineering, finance, or anything that is stereotypically use math.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

NSFW (never safe from Winnipeg)

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Yeah, clearly they are up to something. Pretty long term planning going on up there.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Important Context: @ratlimit is a satire account.

Well I know people who go for this shit in earnest, so it's good satire.

~~Reddit~~ has a sub called r/peopleliveincities, I'm sure they'd be happy to accept this one as well.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I'd argue that's why it's not good satire. this just goes straight into another conspiracy theory now. satire doesn't really work when it straight up contributes to what it's supposed to be satirizing.

that's like satirizing the US culture by shooting up a school.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I'm sorry if that felt too harsh about US culture. i take it back. I should have said it's like satirizing the US education system by shooting up a school.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago

He's literally making his point... And he's entirely right. Do you understand the concept of hyperbole?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 15 hours ago

Seem pretty cut and dried to me. Time to bomb Winnipeg!

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 day ago

Fact checking satire makes for even better satire.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 187 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Guys, I went to the center of the circle, and there was a completely normal looking tree there. Maybe too normal. What could it mean?

[–] three@lemmy.zip 67 points 1 day ago (4 children)

We need to dig deeper and get to the root of this.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I dug it up, and found some bugs, worms and roots. Some kind of code?

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I knew it! The libs bugged our phones to infect us with their brain worm! Smash your phone and chuck it in a lake!

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

NO That's probably a deep state lake

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Guys, look at this mushroom! All these little frills!

What were we doing?

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Put that down that's a deep state mushroom!

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[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I connected the three trees at the middle and they made a triangle!!! How deep does this thing go?’

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

hey stop spying at me through my moneys

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Why is nobody mentioning that any point you choose just happens to be in an EXACT STRAIGHT LINE from the others!? And this just happened by chance? I've got some ocean-front property in Arizona I'd love to sell you.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 82 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hold up! You can even make a triangle out of those 3 points! Illerminaty confirmed.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Aka "the strongest shape." Think about it.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

co-linear points can also be on a circumference, if you don't mind infinite radius

[–] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 9 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I was about to ask whether you can have three colinear points on a sphere, but then I remembered that the Earth is flat.

Which brings me to another question. What does a circle on a Mercator projection looks like on a sphere?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 13 hours ago

It's still a circle but all the corners add up to 365°, and their where we get the days from.

[–] Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

You can test this at home. Draw a circle on a paper, wrap it around a ball.

If you want the edge cases, draw the circle on a sheet of rubber (or maybe a plastic bag?) and stretch it over a ball.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago

Non-euclidean planes say what?

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 57 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Winnipeg was the shooter! I knew it!

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Winnipeg was the inspiration for Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh is the code for Xi Jinping

China was behind the grassy knoll

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The next one will be in the Arctic.

Also didn’t know we were calling this the UWU shooting.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

I've got one labeled "Mormon School Shooter" and the other "Mormon Church Shooter"

[–] megopie@beehaw.org 34 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I wonder what size the circle would be if you took in to account the earth’s curvature.

Are there any map projections that allow for accurate projection of circles across arbitrary points?

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 19 points 1 day ago (12 children)

All map projections are arbitrary. The only way to do this is on a globe.

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Could be a coincidence. Only way we're going to know is if we occupy Winnipeg.

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

I never thought about it, but now I'm gonna have some fun with this.

[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I got in trouble in my friend group meme chat for drawing a Star of David connecting the points in this meme

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