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My wife is better at patching up injuries and dealing with blood, so it just makes sense.
I can tell you that you'd either better be good at dealing with bugs or you'd better be comfortable with both of us screaming.
Latinas be like: *scoffs* "You're such a little bitch. I'll do it myself."
There's a story about a raid by viking in a Scandinavian village where the mens of that village having hard time repelling the raiders, a woman then grabbed a sword, run outside, and slap her chest, which scared away the raiders.
I can't remember where i heard that from and not sure if that's true, but i want to believe.
That's when you go in the other room and playact confronting a hellish apparition.
"Foul beast leave this abode! By might and right I banish thee!" Then go back and get all the snuggles.
Marry a feminist
Everyone’s a feminist until there is a spider around.
My partner and I are both feminists, but I still take care of the big spiders.
Pro-tip: become a principled spider advocate. "I think they do more good than harm if you just leave them be. If you want it out, you can deal with it..."
Yeah. For me it's be like: if we die then at least we'll die together.
NOW WIFE, PREPARE THE FALCONUS GIGANTICUS FOR COMBAT, FOR WE RIDE NOW INTO BATTLE ON THE PEREGRINE WINGS OF GENDER EQUALITY AND RECIPROCAL ORAL SEX, BUT IN A MORE IMPORTANT, MORE LITERAL WAY ON THE WINGS OF THIS BIG ASS BIRD.
Does that mean gay partner have no such weakness
The top gets sent to look and see what the noise is.
Men together strong
they both have to go see, douboe whammy
Buddy system says we both go, whatever our genders, except where someone has to keep the door from slamming shut and trapping us.
And they expect you to investigate while they cling like a crawdad to your shirt and arm, so you have no chance of defending yourself or them.
The word "crawdad" will always remind me of this comic
Just throw them in front of the danger. They're your human shield.
The noise has no skin, a sharp implement, and lurches in staccato.
Best of luck, buddy.
Is this a quote from something? It's beautiful
It’s just something I made up, but I did just finish out a 13k short story for a board game studio. My English has gotten good enough that people will pay me for it, so there’s that.
Dude’s in The Mist, run you fools!