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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 8 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

You ever wonder if some people are born alligators while others are born capybaras?

Also, how do capybaras deal with the anxiety of potentially being eaten by alligators?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 21 minutes ago* (last edited 21 minutes ago)

If they are anything like guinea pigs they'll possess negative survival instincts.

"Is that a big cat trying to eat me, I'll just run over to say hello."

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 8 points 8 hours ago

They don't think about it, they just chill

[–] Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 11 hours ago

Catholics: That looks like a fish to us!