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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

You ever wonder if some people are born alligators while others are born capybaras?

Also, how do capybaras deal with the anxiety of potentially being eaten by alligators?

[–] lastweakness@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

They don't have to deal with that anxiety. They're incredibly stupid. Also, they do get eaten by alligators, this one wasn't hungry.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

If they are anything like guinea pigs they'll possess negative survival instincts.

"Is that a big cat trying to eat me, I'll just run over to say hello."

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

Well how the hell DO they survive then, and why haven't they gone extinct?

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 8 points 9 hours ago

They don't think about it, they just chill

[–] Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 12 hours ago

Catholics: That looks like a fish to us!