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Microblog Memes

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 21 hours ago

I wanted to test this alleged button, can't reach it. I feel it's just a prank.

[–] vonbaronhans@midwest.social 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If it's going up your asshole, flare the base, clap clap.

If it's going up your asshole flare the base, clap clap.

If it's going up your ass, there's a point it shouldn't pass.

If it's going up your asshole flare the base.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 0 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Is it true that you can accidentally suck up items that way? Like, how far up does it go?

EDIT: (/s included) Does it go out your mouth, and can you shove a grape up there, and spit seeds like ammo?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Not quite, but when I worked ER I have seen a person have to go for surgery because the item in question got sucked into the upper part of the bowels by its natural peristalsis.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago

Aren't guts for excreeting stuff?