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[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Solitaire these days has Xbox integration, XP, levels, achievements, collectibles, events, ads, payment system, subscriptions for making it ad free, cheats behind a paywall, ... It's a bit silly.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 hour ago

Next up: Lootboxes for Minesweeper.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

meanwhile pysol fan club edition has about 50 types of card games and takes 230 kilobytes of ram

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I like it, but kept running into weird bugs (and I think dependency issues) with different versions of python.

Kpatience for me.

[–] tux0r@feddit.org 0 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Python is dependency hell.

[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 59 minutes ago

Unless you use Nix(OS)

Or Guix

Or similar systems

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 13 points 4 hours ago

TBF I guess, it's the UI toolkits. I see this on Linux too - a "very small" app that does basically nothing except monitor a file for changes, takes many MB of RAM if it has a UI.

Since my RAM is almost never over half used, why not. Just make sure the OS swaps it out if something else needs a lot of RAM.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 17 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Wait until you see the solitaire game I'll definitely 100% make after I finish this class on C I'm taking this quarter!

/s

Yeah, I would never want to make a game in C when things like Python or Godot exist.

[–] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You'll never fit the game in the boot sector of a floppy disk if you write it in python.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Oh no, how will we play it on modern hardware if we can’t put it in the boot sector of a floppy disk

[–] tux0r@feddit.org 6 points 1 hour ago

The main problem with modern hardware is that it needs to have an abundance of resources because of sarcastic questions like this. There is no reason why memory-efficient programming should be considered outdated.

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

That's what she said