this ones pretty good too
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But that one makes me sad.
I'm crying already
Knowledge only make you sexier π
If people treat attractive people better then the smart thing to do would be to cultivate your appearance, no?
yes, but not judging people by their appearance is shown as a positive trait, as is not being superficial, so people trying to be ethical and that suffer from depression fall into being disheveled
source: me.
What? You can't control how others act. Whether or not you judge people based on appearance doesn't affect how other people judge.
Sheβs happy and putting herself through college with her dancing job. We should all be so lucky.
OK but books don't make you smart
This is mocking the original which implied books make you smart and also classy. The woman's outfit became less revealing in each picture. This one is saying you can read and be smart and dress how you want.
Edit: Someone linked it. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bimbo-picks-up-a-book
OK but I'd bang any version of this woman
So the original version claims reading shrinks boobs and booty? That's not the smartest advertisement for reading...
I totally don't get this joke. Can someone enlighten me, please?
Knowledge deflates your tits and ass? π€
Oooooh...okay. Thanks π
This is the goal π
keep going, and maybe one day you'll find a book in the floor for you to pick.
Honesty a great challenge in these days. Iv enver came across a book on the floor randomly
monkey paw finger curls, you now find a book in your path, but it's Jordan Peterson's 12 atomic habits
edit, somebody got me that book. I start reading the chapter who's title is common sense like "don't let children misbehave" cool, first paragraph is so common sense that feels a waste of ink. then it goes on a rant about how it makes sense to abort girls and not boys with 100% faulty logic.
The key is to first get the body you want and then maintain it while you get the mind to match.
Mindless diet and exercise; certainly allow plenty of time for audiobooks and other educational content.
Stephen Fry claims to have lost 100 pounds by walking and listening to audio books.
He made a list of all the books he wanted to read, then committed two hours a day to walking. He'd listen to the books while strolling.
No he doesn't claim that lol stop making stuff up.
If you've made it a point to listen to every interview Mr. Fry has done, I'm sure he would tell you to stop and do something more useful.
damn shawty studious
It was never meant to be a meme, it was meant as a weird fetish thing
Most memes aren't initially designed for to be memes
Odds are 6:9 that book was the Kama Sutra.
I read it once and really didn't like it at all. It's mostly about social status and the sex stuff has fantastic maneuvers like "punch the woman on the chest and breasts, they love that"
Well i chose it for the surface level pun, but in context, you have elevated it to a multi dimensional pun.
or because it takes no great intelligence to pick up an object from the ground