My problem with skirts this short is my balls keep falling out as they have sagged with age
this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2025
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So you have a grandfather cock?
How else would the glockenspiel ever be invented though? It was a necessary development for ~~science~~ music
But then people would see my dick and balls. Also, I don't like wearing white.
I’m never sure when these posts pop up if someone is just shitposting or if they confuse this with Facebook
Mmmh. Velour...
I'm not going to disagree.
But are there women that enjoy wearing it? Just because others enjoy looking at it isn't a great reason to.
Although if you're on the fence between something like this and literally anything else, I will vote this.
I enjoy wearing it.
See TIL.
I think my ex wife really screwed with my understanding of the world. One of the things she convinced me of was that the "things I like to see on women are only worn to attract men"
I'm learning a lot still it turns out.
She is partially right. Some women wear sexy clothes because they want attention and/or they feel pressured to, so they might wear them, even if they don't like them.
Some women like the way they look and feel in sexy clothes, so they just wear them for themselves. It's not necessarily for male (or any other gender's of interest) attention.
In my experience, the former happens less. I'm not sure if it's due to the crowd I hang out with changing or a gradual cultural shift.
would be hangin’ out like a grandfather clock
It wouldn't, but his old man balls would
Anyone else see this post and realise they still have ptsd from wearing similar to a club once and sorely regretting it because random drunk men spent the whole night trying to put their hands up your skirt?
I'm sorry you went through that. I don't understand why it's hard for men to not touch something they like.
Is it because I'm (probably) autistic? Like, look these kind of outfits are simply awesome, but touching someone else without invitation just seems so incredibly... Wrong?
Its something I've struggled with understanding my whole life. Just cause you are into a woman doesn't mean you need to break boundaries to satisfy urges?
I mean, shit, I remember from a really, really, really, young age: don't touch others. Did this message not become a core concept? Or do I just pass out before alcohol has that much of an inhibiting effect on me?
Is it because I’m (probably) autistic?
No, it's a basic human decency thing. No man I know would (intentionally) touch without invitation (whether verbal or body language) and if someone does they deserve a smacking.
The most common gray area is tight crowds where some assholes try to get away with groping disguised as "accidents" which is disgusting.
Besides, alcohol and drugs are no excuse. If you can't control yourself under the influence, don't use them.
As a man I've never understood it either. Like, I'm hesitant to even touch a woman on the shoulder to get her attention or something like that.
But, I'm ADHD and possibly a smidge on the spectrum, and I also realize that being a tall muscular dude is inherently threatening to women who don't know me.
I wore a black kilt to a club once and had a similar experience.
I love that you can always see the bottom of the ass
Any shorter and it's just bikini frills. 🎀
A micro skirted thong. 🤭
First image that came to mind when I saw this
I'm missing the Sonic collab rn...
not a skirt so much as an ass hat
It'd feel weird with my balls dangling in the wind. But OK.
Yeah... I'd need to drop the hemline 1cm every six months to protect my modesty
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This way everyone can inspect your schlong without any extra steps :)
The dolls can definitely teach the men how to tuck if they want to rock this masterpiece. 🙂↕️
Yeah lemme just tuck it in my ass while I am at it.
Alternatively, you can tuck it in my ass /s
Kuh, bist du schon wieder hörnig auf haupt?
Niemandq hat die Absicht hörnig zu sein
Ist es denn wirklich so, dass wir jedes Mal auf Haupt hornig sein müssen? Ich denke Zuhausys, mit dieser Mönötönie des "Goon, goon, goon" und wie das alles heißt, ja; sollte man doch schluss machen.
Entschuldige. Bin kein Tiereficker.
if my skirt isn’t longer than my dong i won’t wear it
I'd have no problem wearing any skirt
Depends on who is wearing it. No one, and I mean literally no one, wants to see this on Trump.
And yet they would find a way to defend it
Never underestimate the degeneracy of the internet
I do 🤤
Does it come with the duct tape or I should buy it separately?
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