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[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Found Bao the Whales' Lemmy account

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Also, how fucking dare you post something this funny that I can't share with my normal groups

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Hey wasn't this a deleted scene in Hancock?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I need to see that deleted scene pronto!

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Not a great copy but here

It's pretty silly for a heartbreaking scene. Or maybe it's heartbreaking for a silly scene?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I thought you meant there was a scene where someone explodes from being filled with minotaur cum. That's what I wanna see! 😩

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 8 hours ago

I think this is the only use of Drake in a meme format that I do not feel disgust over.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That's four times more cum than a blue whale

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 3 points 9 hours ago

we can imagine.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 15 points 9 hours ago

And people say romance is dead.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Currently playing a minotaur in dnd, I wonder if this meme will be relevant?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Will be if I join your game

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Unlikely, no one ever wants to fuck the druid.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Have you been living under a rock? BG3 made druids fuckable again.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 hours ago

"Make them swole"

Wow nature is amazing 😍

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 7 hours ago

if you haven't seen this before.... lol

https://youtu.be/h_lzgo7pmzk

[–] Jobe@feddit.org 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 hours ago

r/TrueSTL ass-post

[–] individual@toast.ooo 0 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 8 hours ago

which part?

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

no, it's wereralph exploding after its minotaur husband cums 16 gallons inside him

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, who would put a minotaur with a drake in any sort of serious story? I doubt they'd be compatible egg types, and there is no way that fur and scales rubbing against each other is going to be good for the health of the surface epithelial layers.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 7 hours ago

drake would probably like it too much and ruin his curated tough guy image