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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

This makes no sense. You're supposed to eat the pizza from the outside for the increasing hotness effect? The one who created this clearly never ate pizza themselves.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If you're eating this like a normal pizza, it would get more tame as you went. Seems counterintuitive

[–] Mobiuthuselah@mander.xyz 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Dante's Divine Comedy is read similarly. Inferno, Purgatorio, Paradiso

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

It gets progressively hotter to the center, most people eat from the center to the crust making the progressive heat experience redundant

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It’s inverted. The center should be the bell peppers because it is the first bite.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You need to think about area. That's a lot of reaper.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I fold frozen pizzas over and eat them sandwich style

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How do you fold a frozen pizza, it's rock hard when frozen. Also, I would suggest to warm it up before eating, tasted a tiny bit better. But I recommend eating something completely different instead of cardboard. Like a curry or something.

[–] Eczpurt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Coincidentally that's how your butthole will look after finishing the pizza.

Obligatory fuck Nestlé

[–] someoneelse@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does anything beyond habaneros taste good at all or do they just burn for the sake of it? I know habaneros taste amazing and so do the ones before that, but I have never tried the rest of them.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I recently took a tiny nibble of a ghost pepper. It was pretty tasty, a bit sweet with a fruity, fleshy flavor somewhat similar to habaneros. Then I was overwhelmed by an intense, deeply primal feeling of anxiety and fear, followed by every mucous membrane in my face starting to scream as their flood gates opened.

This description makes habaneros appealing.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol -1 points 2 days ago
[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Once went to a Thai restaurant which use ghost peppers as their main spice. I can eat serious spice but that’s not even traditional. Almost killed me

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Ghosts are the first and only pepper to make me puke.

Doesn't stop me from eating then, just smarter about making sure my stomach has lots of stuff to dilute the heat.