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[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 hours ago
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

To be fair that's a pretty legit set up.

Idk if I'd want to take 15 minutes or however long to fucking suit up then deal with the aftermath and taking all that back off.

But if I was forced to masturbate in VR this set up would undoubtedly rock.

[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Looks like Joanna Gaines is into robo-schlong

Don’t worry, it’s just the readers of The Sun

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Women use vibrators men have a flesh light. We been gucking robots.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Not really the same. There's a reason most folks don't stick to sex toys and actually go through the effort of finding a partner. Hell, people do that even if they have no intention of forming a long term relationship. One night stands are a thing. For most people, vibrators and flesh lights clearly leave a lot to be desired. They can get you the O, but they lack the intimacy. I would say a robot could never provide that, but people are already falling in love with LLMs. As in, literal romantic love. When they change their models, OpenAI gets death threats from people acting like they just killed the love of their life. Because, well, they kind of did.

We have been using mechanical sex toys, but there is a difference between a simple machine and a robot. Assumedly, a robot could fulfill the intimacy needs of a flesh and blood human, not just facilitate a climax. Sex robots and vibrators will fulfill fundamentally different human needs.

Here's one way to imagine it. Some insecure guys object if a woman uses a toy while she and he are intimate. But what about a robot? Assuming you're a straight male, would you sleep with a girl that insisted that her (male) sex robot joined in? And this thing doesn't just perform basic mechanical stimulation. Imagine all of the words, touches, and caresses you like to use. Imagine all the ways you like to touch a woman while intimate. Imagine all the things you say to her. Imagine it all. Then imagine there's another dude next to you doing all those things and more. And he's better at them than you. He just happens to be a literal machine. If you want to sleep with this girl, you need to let this other guy join in.

Having a robot join in would be like having another human person join in. Sure, if that's your thing, go for it and live your dream. But most people don't live like that and don't want to live like that.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

People also think they're married to the Golden Gate Bridge so.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I find it amusing they used a pretty woman for the photo, and not an overweight man with greasy hair and an anime T shirt.

[–] tatann@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Cause no women, especially pretty ones, would use a sextoy

/s

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

In this economy? Not fucking likely.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Bold of you to assume that, of the 8 billion people on earth right now, not a single one has achieved orgasm within the confines of a robotic entity.

[–] pepperjacques@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 hours ago

Well, how else would I butter my toast?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago

Friendly reminder that the conclusion of the movie "HER" was all the AIs hooking up with each other and leaving their weird incel mandatory-SOs behind.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 3 hours ago

And the Sun will be there to instil moral panic about it, complete with AI-generated Page 3 girl.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'll be having sex with robots in the next 10 years.

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[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 27 points 10 hours ago (20 children)

Would it really be a bad thing? May the incels will get laid and move on. Maybe the guy who gets rejected will go home and fuck his bot instead of stalking the girl who rejected him. And maybe girls won't have to take it in the ass even though they don't really want to, but feel like they have to. They can say, just fuck the bot in the ass. Marriage rates will probably decline, and so will total divorces after a while. Which means less kids raised in split or single households. Plenty of good "could" cum from this.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (5 children)

Yeah but can a sex bot piss in my mouth while sucking my dick while I yell "but mommy I don't like apple juice"?

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Shoot, with the right mods, you can do all that and replace all the piss with champagne.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Gross. Champagne. Ee.

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

When these sex bots come out you're gonna have to get a top of the line edition to do all that.

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago

What a horrible day to be literate.

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

Probably of you mod it right

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Would it really be a bad thing?

I've heard far too many stories about how ChatGPT inflames the narcissistic tendencies of the people who use it and turns them into unbearable assholes. I can't imagine how adding a pocketpussy or vibrator to the device will improve things.

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[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Excuse me, but we’re humans and robots, not animals. It’s called making 10ve.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 4 points 7 hours ago

When you can't get any with your own species:

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