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It's 2025. You can automate a sex machine from clear across the world to fuck someone with a giant direwolf dick dildo to the beat of your favorite song as you stream it live while having your morning coffee and wait for your first work conference call.
Or so I'm told... or something.
Absolutely. Those vibrator things with antenna poking out of whatever hole allow for the patterns and such to be controlled by whoever if you allow, and be controlled by trapping or holding your screen.
Or so I know... For reasons
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Well we already have sex machines, I don't know how different a robot would be
People mistake "robot" for "android" all the time. There's plenty of sex toys that have qualified as a robot even back when the OP was brand new.
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The STDs caught from robosex are gonna be gnar. Some kid in another country'll upload a virus that hijacks your dick. Gonna need a trojan to protect against trojans.
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Would it really be a bad thing? May the incels will get laid and move on. Maybe the guy who gets rejected will go home and fuck his bot instead of stalking the girl who rejected him. And maybe girls won't have to take it in the ass even though they don't really want to, but feel like they have to. They can say, just fuck the bot in the ass. Marriage rates will probably decline, and so will total divorces after a while. Which means less kids raised in split or single households. Plenty of good "could" cum from this.
Yeah but can a sex bot piss in my mouth while sucking my dick while I yell "but mommy I don't like apple juice"?
What a horrible day to be literate.
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All those things could be more readily solved by just legalizing and de-stigmatizing sex work. AI sex bots actively harm that industry by taking work away from humans, just like how a hypothetical AI acting bot would harm the acting industry.
I mean your right, but if I were to guess which is more likely, sex bots takes the win.
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Would it really be a bad thing?
I've heard far too many stories about how ChatGPT inflames the narcissistic tendencies of the people who use it and turns them into unbearable assholes. I can't imagine how adding a pocketpussy or vibrator to the device will improve things.
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I find it amusing they used a pretty woman for the photo, and not an overweight man with greasy hair and an anime T shirt.
This is what we got
To be fair that's a pretty legit set up.
Idk if I'd want to take 15 minutes or however long to fucking suit up then deal with the aftermath and taking all that back off.
But if I was forced to masturbate in VR this set up would undoubtedly rock.
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You can buy them if you want. Also vibrators have been pretty widespread for a couple decades now
"Why is it white?"
"Oh my god, you can't just ask robots why they're white!"
Friendly reminder that the sun (and a lot of other British, Australian and American news outlets) are owned by a milliarder Rupert Murdoch
my wife has been fucking her Hitachi9000 robot since 2015. we bought it from Amazon
The pinch points on that model 😭
Not that far from truth considering many are or were in a romantic relationship with a chat bots. Not exactly sex but close enough.
Will this be compulsory? And how will it affect my marriage?
It's not cheating as long as it's plugged into the wall and the data center is in another zip code.
Friendly reminder that the conclusion of the movie "HER" was all the AIs hooking up with each other and leaving their weird incel mandatory-SOs behind.
yeah turns out people were more invested in emotional fulfillment than physical pleasure. so instead of fucking elaborate sex toys, people are forming bonds with chatgpt
Bold of you to assume that, of the 8 billion people on earth right now, not a single one has achieved orgasm within the confines of a robotic entity.
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For the long wait?
In this economy? Not fucking likely.
(was hoping someone would follow up with "Not likely fucking" but it's been a day and nothing 🫤)
Why? Can't afford them?
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