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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
It's 2025. You can automate a sex machine from clear across the world to fuck someone with a giant direwolf dick dildo to the beat of your favorite song as you stream it live while having your morning coffee and wait for your first work conference call.
Or so I'm told... or something.
Absolutely. Those vibrator things with antenna poking out of whatever hole allow for the patterns and such to be controlled by whoever if you allow, and be controlled by trapping or holding your screen.
Or so I know... For reasons
Oh I have one of those.. for research purposes
Don't you just fucking love doing research? Like why aren't more people not doing research?
ITT, people that don't check the date
One of the rare posts that would benefit from an obnoxious red circle.
Hard pass
Hmmm.... Now I'm questioning what else Rosie does with that vacuum.
Absolutely fucks your shit up, by the looks of it.
She's gone from suck to blow!
Oh my
Well we already have sex machines, I don't know how different a robot would be
People mistake "robot" for "android" all the time. There's plenty of sex toys that have qualified as a robot even back when the OP was brand new.
So, the article was right?
The STDs caught from robosex are gonna be gnar. Some kid in another country'll upload a virus that hijacks your dick. Gonna need a trojan to protect against trojans.
You can buy them if you want. Also vibrators have been pretty widespread for a couple decades now
The vibrator was invented before the toaster.
priorities
to be fair at least with Hitachi i'm pretty sure they were invented as actual massagers for construction workers. and then humans did what humans do best
they killed it?! you bastards!
Or we could ya know....connect with people. Promote more social interaction spaces and opportunities so people are less siloed and isolated in their own city/town/neighborhoods/houses.
People say "Oh AI, Oh Incels, Oh women are afraid" yes, but people get better at interacting socially by spending more time interacting socially. A "yes man" chat instance doesn't help anyone learn or grow. And it goes for sex too, you're not gonna get better if every "person" you've been with says you were the best ever and they came 30 times.
AI companies have a vested interest in keeping people alone because it lets them keep using their product. Rebuilding community and connection is the thing that helps people grow.
The post was "in 10 years we're going to" but the post date is 2015, is the joke
Our sex robots do not look like that, they are the bare minimum functionality of put it in or stick it in
Not that far from truth considering many are or were in a romantic relationship with a chat bots. Not exactly sex but close enough.
That's worse imo. There's no delusion required to rub one out.
Not if you're doing things the boring way.
"Why is it white?"
"Oh my god, you can't just ask robots why they're white!"
The pinch points on that model 😭
depends entirely on your definition of robot if it came true or not.
Will this be compulsory? And how will it affect my marriage?
It's not cheating as long as it's plugged into the wall and the data center is in another zip code.
Heavily NSFW, click at your own risk.
I mean, I guess this is a good use of ai? But I guess they exist... err... yay? Who buys these?
yeah turns out people were more invested in emotional fulfillment than physical pleasure. so instead of fucking elaborate sex toys, people are forming bonds with chatgpt
For the long wait?