That wasn’t Jesus in the parking lot, man.
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Sure it was. But it’s spelled Jesús, and he was just an immigrant trying to make a better life for him and his family back home in Mexico.
I remember getting on my knees for Jesus in the cracker barrel parking lot.
Life made so much more sense once his warm love filled me.
~To each their own.~
The new logo is definitely worse, I'll give them that.
Just typical corporate mediocrity.
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Cool story, bro. Where are the Epstein files?
Southerner here:
Cracker Barrel is literally the worst restaurant I have ever been to. By far.
It was years ago, and I got fried fish and mashed potatoes, and it was so bad I couldn’t eat it. I am not picky: I have never skipped a plated meal at a restaurant, or even at home unless I’m deathly ill. But it was like a tv freezer dinner someone had dipped in water.
…And this is bizarre, as you have no idea how much food is part of the culture down here. Maybe it’s because my family in the south is suburban, not rural, but I have no earthly idea how that chain would get idolized.
I went to cracker barrel semi-regularly growing up. Imo, it is pretty good. Certainly better than fast food or, like, a Chili's. Maybe their food quality has diminished in the decade since I last ate at one. But iirc, they had good pancakes, mashed potatoes, and mac and cheese. The hash brown casserole and country fried steak were the reasons to enter the building, plus the gravy. Plus you could play checkers while you waited for your table.
I had the fish one time and also found it to be not great. I assume they just have it on the menu to have it.
Maybe fish wasn’t their strong suit? Hmmm.
And man, Steak and Shake or Raising Canes or Rosas are great. Way better than the biggest chain restaurants TBH.
Never been to Rosas.
Steak and Shake was always a little off putting to me because it alwasys smelled like bleach when I walked in thr door. Imo, decent burgers (def better than fast food) and good milk shakes.
I have extremely mixed feelings about Canes. On one hand, I think their food tastes good. On the other hand, I feel like that restaurant is the result of some kind of sinister corporate science experiments in an underground bunker to create feel-goodery. Every peice of chicken is perfect. The sweet tea is too sweet, just like it should be. The canes sauce is distinct enough to be memorable, but not so different as to feel unfamiliar. Their logo is a golden retriever in a bandana. The name of the restaruant rolls off the tongue, but makes literally no sense when you think about it. It's kind of unsettling on an existential level to me.
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Their pancakes and hashbrowns slapped when I was a kid. Has it just gotten worse or do I have rose tented glasses because of how old I was at the time?
I went to one couple of years ago. Order a chicken fried steak dinner. Fucking thing was tiny, and only got one scoop mash potatoes. It was shit to. Glad I wasn't paying, and have no plans on returning.
All these black people thinking Trump will help their careers 😂
Do we know if this is a real person or an AI "black person"?
Neither. It's a white conservative piece of shit pretending to be a minority. It's been around far longer than "AI".
The new one makes the size of the logo versus the text look like nothing but wasted space. Hell, versus the text portion, it looks like MORE extra space is used than the old logo, ony with zero charm or familiarity to show for it.
If they wanted to re-brand as a truck-stop, merge with Love's, don't just rip-off their color-scheme minus the Heart.
Oh is that what they're calling giving a wristy these days?
When I think of fixtures, I think of Cracker Barrel, too! Because I spent about 2.5 days staring at my bathroom fixtures expelling demonic essences from my bowels after contracting food born illness from a meal I ate there.
What kind of food do they have? Other than barrels full of crackers
Southern comfort foods such as the Chicken-fried Steak
It's like decent cafeteria food.
The one time I went like a decade or two ago they had barrels full of candy in their gift shops though. So at least there are barrels.
Were the candies cracker shaped?
It's kind of a southern homestyle restaurant. So, like, you can get fancy grits and country fried steak and biscuits and gravy.
MCBGA just rolls off the tongue.
It’s not the tongue it rolls out of.
Traitor.
Not all skinfolk are kinfolk if thats what your gettin at