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[–] clockworkrat@slrpnk.net 32 points 1 day ago
[–] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nope, just two people with a bad tempeh.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

They oughta chard things out

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Beet. It even makes more sense as a play on words than 'beef' anyway, in the context of an argument.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m going to beet you up.

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

I can’t believe it’s not beef

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 6 points 21 hours ago
[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

She wants to touch me whoa, she wants to love me whoa, she'll never leave me whoa, whoa-oh-oh

(hello high school)

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 21 hours ago

I don’t trust you

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

you put "p" at the front like in pleather.

pbeef (peef)

[–] quantumcrop@lemmy.today 4 points 20 hours ago

It's like pterodactyl though, the P is silent.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

It's a "You won't believe it's not beef"

[–] RegularJoe@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A man with a sign that reads, "Is an argument between two vegans still called a beef?"

Argument is misspelled with an e between the u and m.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago
[–] plm00@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

It's called "beyond beef".

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago
[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Not if you squash it.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Hey man! I have a tofu with you!

Nah, it doesn’t have the same hit.

"Yeah, you could say we have beef. Not on our plates, though"

Probably a 'grouse.' That way the bird lives.

[–] EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Can I add this?

Beyond burgers are fucking disgusting. I was starving after a kayaking trip and my vegan gf got me to try one at Burger King. Jesus fuck me it was... I do not have words. Revolting is all I got.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Tbh, McDonalds vegan burgers are the best patties they have. Not because they are great, but because at least they don't taste like fried shoe sole like their beef burgers.

Seriously, their beef burgers are animal cruelty. No animal deserves to be turned into that garbage.

I've had a couple of Burger King's 'Impossible' burgers. They're not terrible. I've had actual beef burgers that were worse.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I quite like both Impossible and Beyond burgers. Honestly, better than a lot of the shitty fast food Styrofoam "meat" they try to pass off.

It's a better bet than the "beef" at a cheap restaurant. The worst they can do is cook it badly.

[–] Robin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Huh really? I think they're alright. Tho I prefer the brand Quorn

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

As a lifelong meat eater, anytime I've been in a situation where I abstain from meat for whatever reason, I avoid meat substitutes. They're just not good. Black bean burger? Fantastic. Beyond burger? Satan's taint. Stir fried veggies with fried tofu? Delicious. Qorn chicken stir fry? Beelzebub's unwashed ass.

It's so much better just to stop trying to imitate meat, and just focus on how frickin delicious veggies and stuff can be. They're very good, all on their own!

The exception for me is the impossible burger. I legitimately like it better than a regular burger. It's like if meat could be sourdough. I love it so much. But it truly is an exception.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Try soaked shredded wheat as a minced meat replacement in Chili con Carne. It's seriously good.

Or falafel burgers with fried egg. That stuff is amazing if done right.

Minced meat is a tasteless canvas in most dishes and it's often quite easy to replace with something else.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 points 23 hours ago

Impossible is pretty good, but yeah I stay away from Beyond. It ain't it.