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Tesla knows immediately when one of its vehicles crashes because the vehicle sends Tesla HQ a detailed crash report that it then deletes from the car’s local storage. Wish I was making this up.
Launched an investigation? The answer is simple: Elon is a disgusting little bitch with too much money for his own good and buys his way out of facing the consequences of his actions. And he also worked in the country illegally and should be sent to CECOT.
There. Didn't require a whole investigation, you guys. Holy shit, the government really is wasting resources these days.
Sometimes investigation means finding out about all of the crimes committed. Not just the ones you definitely know about.
Although in this case it probably is just political assassination because trump's decided he's falling out with musk.
Anybody know the legalese for "because they're lying buckets of shit"?
I still can't imagine how are they gonna accomplish safe self-driving tech without LIDAR. That's just playing with peoples lives.
I still can't believe people buy those shit cans.
Even worse, he got his wealth on the back of liberals and people that care about the environment.... Cletus wasn't buying these cars, he was rolling coal in his lifted F150.
how
Not at all. The whole world knows that by now.
Musk keeps saying humans don't have LIDAR so his cars don't need it either. That's the level of leadership at Tesla.
I think cars should communicate with each other as well with an open source, universal standard. Like real time data exchange that helps the self driving
We just need tucking trains and public transport in cities. Rural areas are under separate requirements. It's that easy, but we've built cities for failure for a while now. We "send our prayers" each time a kid biking to school is run over and then complain when the number of lanes on the freeway is not expanded to accommodate the ever increasing number of cars or speed limits don't allow for deadlier crashes because our commute from a poorly designed suburb to a poorly designed city increases by 5 minutes.
Edit: rant is not directed at you. Just frustrated with the US in general when looking at the needs of the general population.
I don't disagree but I don't think it's remotely realistic at this point. Honestly, everything looks the bleakest it ever has in my lifetime and I don't really trust our society to accomplish any significant progress anytime soon. Trump is America's response to the entire earth ecosystem collapsing? In the meantime, I think it's remotely possible we can get cars to talk to each other so I can go to a bar without having to involve Uber. Maybe with dedicated towers like cell phone towers to help cover areas and the software can keep the amount of data that needs to be transferred to a minimum.
But yeah, public transit a step or 2 above buses would have been pretty ideal but our population is stupid as fuck and just accepts capitalism as the way things should be.
That'll probably be the way it goes. That does of course mean banning other cars from the road and I'm not sure how that's going to be implemented.
I think there would be one very congested frequency band.
I don't like the idea of a single system. Over specialize and you breed in weakness.
Single standard, but multiple implementations.
The alternative is fragmentation.
Some "Feds" who haven't lost their jobs when it was time...? /s
Lol. DOGE missed a federal system? Good. Fuck doge.
Because they don't want to and they've learned that nothing bad will happen to them if they don't.
They are constructing a fisher price GOLD Tesla for trump as we speak no doubt. To be delivered in person awkwardly for some PR video Apple style.
This is Analysis-Paralysis. Why should they spend all their time counting past crashes when they are busy increasing the production of new ones?
/s
I mean I can save them some time. I already knew why.
Hmm, I wonder why they'd do that... I guess we'll never know.
Elon didn’t bring Trump a gold statue and kiss his ass publicly so now every regulatory body will suddenly discover that Tesla is breaking the rules.
$10 says it can be linked to DOGE