I think watters has a crush on someone
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Miller. Jesse wants the poquito matadorito
poquito matadorito
Are you implying that the man squeaking out how "hardcore" he was is a tiny little man? I mean, when I see footage like that of PeeWee Himmler, I am always just overwhelmed with positive masculine traits as well as general BDE, aren't you?
I was thinking Jesse wanted the D, or rather the d, but your point is well made that it's a good descriptor for the entire Stephen.
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AOC or Miller?
Miller
These guys really, really all have the hots for AOC, and I think it drives them all the crazier because they have this stupid canard in their heads about liberal women all being ugly harpies.
I remember how they tried to make it a bad thing that they had footage of her....get this....dancing!....in college! 🤣 I also remember all the weird things they've said about her over the years - there was even some kind of concern trolling about how she was dating a white dude.
Conservatism is broadly, almost entirely, a form of kink play.
Almost every social issue they support or prop up can be dismantled down to weird sex games and/or taboos. Most of the shit they hate is also tied to sexual hangups they have and are repulsed by themselves for being curious about - IE: look up pornhub keywords alongside right-wing vernacular and other leading issues. It's not a coincidence that "cuckolding" porn became immensely popular the same time that they started using the word "cuck" as an insult against people they don't like. You can see it in many other issues going back as far as gay rights and the current obsession with trans people.
That guy is fucked in the head. I really can’t imagine how any other human can stand to be around him.
You just described every Fox News host.
Didn't Watters get his start by trying to punk people in man on the street types of things?
Kind of an IRL troll, working for Bill "Loofah" O'Lielly?
Not sure if it's where he got his start but you're definitely correct that's a thing he used to do.
Including this mess of racism/xenophobia: https://youtu.be/PJmnLzw8NA4
Projection? Does he want to sleep with AOC? Or maybe he wants to sleep with Stephen Miller?
My bet is on Stephen Miller.
If you watch the clip it's evident he wants to sleep with Miller
That man absolutely is driven to power, the Nazi kind. He wants to gargle Steven's trowser fruit like nobodies business.
either makes sense - he looks like a cuck though
This is really what it's all about, isn't it? They're literally all just a bunch of dudes that can't handle the idea that some women don't want to have sex with them and are taking their frustration out on everyone else. Little ol' Stephen Miller probably got rejected a bunch in highschool so he turned into the "edgy" guy and proceeded to never grow up. The real health crisis they should be investigating is the epidemic of small dick energy.
It’s definitely a major component of it
Little pp energy. Yes.
Lol, I wrote that before reading your final line. It really is a thing. It has nothing to do with the size of ones literal weiner, too. So calm down in advance, white knights.
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He looks like a disgusting child raping gooner.
He's a republican in the highest eschilons of the American government. He's absolutely very likely a pedophile.
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Same dead serial pedophile eyes as Jared Kushner.
Waters wants so bad to be relevant and funny. He’s not but he really wants to be as popular and bow tie Tucker was. Waters is a Temu state tv taking head, not funny, not popular, and not relevant. His mother calling in was the only remarkable thing about his career.
Projection. It's always projection with these MAGAt morons. So... yeah... Dude wants that nasty bald loser and can't fathom how AOC doesn't.
Fascists, fundamentalists, incels,... It's all the same psycho-sexual insecurities at their core; they can't help but be really fucking weird.
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"I know him well socially and the man is not overcompensating."
“Men who are high value men like Stephen Miller take risks, they’re brave, they’re unafraid, they’re confident, and they’re on a mission,” Watters said. “And they have younger wives with beautiful children.”
These people are completely broken.
These people are completely broken.
Agreed. Here's how I arrived at that conclusion, today.
who are high value
I positively loathe qualifiers like this. It's the presumption that we all have the same values (we don't), that theirs are the correct ones (really not), and that there's some kind of objective attractiveness hierarchy in play (less of a thing than you'd think). It's only four words, but man does this carry weight by conveying a willful ignorance of how people really work. It also something you'd likely find on a 4chan greentext.
take risks, they’re brave, they’re unafraid, they’re confident
These are also qualities shared with the mentally deranged and sociopaths. It's easy to look like this if you're crazy and/or don't give a fuck about others. A dead giveaway is when they're always like this. Meanwhile, good people that share these qualities are also usually esteemed for their deeds,how they don't always act like this, and know how to be cautious, when to retreat, and that it's okay to doubt.
And they have younger wives with beautiful children.
... and we conclude with a cocktailof misogynist double-speak, ageism, and prosperity gospel for seasoning. Just the thing to wash down this shit-sundae of a character endorsement.
A business contact of my wife likes to swing the term "high value" (or its negation) at everything within reach like a hyperactive kid at a piñata-party. I haven't seen him apply it to people yet, but the way he sometimes sounds wouldn't surprise me at all.
The general context is event management, so he wants every advertisement, every presentation, every service provider's social media profiles and generally everything to be "high value" in order to get "high value" customers. He'll frown on certain promo channels not because they're ineffective, but because they reach the "wrong audience" and once you've established yourself in a certain price range, it's really hard to rebrand for a "higher value" range.
God forbid you would willingly cater to people not willing to drop six figures on a private party. His argument isn't even that this range isn't enough for a sustainable, comfortable living, just that it's not worth it if you could also go for "high value".
If he hasn't already, I'm pretty sure one day he'll end up calling a person not "high value" enough.
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Laughable.
Stephen Miller's own wife doesn't want to sleep with Stephen Miller.
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Everything the republicans say is pure projection.
It's not that nobody could find a short bald guy attractive, in fact I know many people who do, but the dead eyes on a short bald guy really remove those odds. Those people want a Jason Alexander type or a guy who knows his height and hairlessness don't stop him from being hot shit, or maybe even just a dweeby accountant. Not a man who's eyes make it clear his soul has been in sheol longer than he can remember.
AOC on the other hand is famously attractive.
Twatters wants to sleep with AOC?
I mean....she's a very attractive woman, so the attraction part is entirely understandable. These people just cannot help but be so very fucking weird about it, though.
Weird? He's totally not weird.
Remember, this is the guy who wanted to tell a woman he liked her, so he slashed her tires, and offered to give her a ride home. That's like, the most common way to meet someone.
Only Boomers watch Fox, and us when we’re fed snippets on social media. The rest of the base is on pundits and talk radio. Kirk was more popular. There’s a reason Vance and Trump Jr are all over that vacancy.
Fox is the wrong media to be looking to for info on what’s going on over there.
Lol, no one, wants to sleep with Stephen Miller. Not even the guys he hooks up with on grindr
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"She keeps picking apart and revealing my fascist agenda. You know she wants the D, dude."
lol it’s so obvious that Jesse Waters is trying to make up for Stephen Millers wife saying Miller is a sex avoider on his show
Fox News.
god.
I find it difficult to believe that anyone would want to sleep with Miller.
I mean, I do think it makes a certain level of sense how Watters drew that conclusion from what AOC's been doing, recently.
Everyone at Fox News is a child and treating your crush like you hate them is a very common flirtation technique on the elementary playground.
🤢 🤮 <-- the reaction anyone has when thinking about sleeping with Stephen Miller.
Conservatives remind me of Predator. Specifically the part where it replays snippets of human speech in order to confuse its prey.
Let's rub Steven Miller's alien looking forehead from the Sigourney Weaver movies. Ooh baby rub it. Oh your breath is like acid, it turns me on.
I'll see myself out now
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