this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2025
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[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This isn't even the original, which was way better:

I find it kinda bussin'
I find it kinda cap
that the dreams in which I'm dyin'
are the ones that always slap

[–] PhilipTheBucket@quokk.au 2 points 1 month ago

It is rare for me to read something on the internet that literally knocks me back in my chair a little

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sadge world

[–] Nebula@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

I find it kinda kek

I find it kinda feels

The dreams in which I [redacted, bit edgy]

Are the ones I eat as meals

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thank god that Abbot and Costello and mash aren’t popular enough to be bastardized.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)