This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Pro-christianity unless you actually have to do anything christian.
Pro-car unless it’s efficient or electric
Pro-feminism unless…nah, just against feminism.
Obsessed with IQ so they know who to ignore or mock.
Anti-science unless it’s tiktok fringe science
Anti-union and just blame the libs for any job losses.
Among others.
I really don't think most conservatives would become anti-car for even a second, even if they got run over but a giant truck.
They're anti other people having cars.
Tja.
Passiert halt, nech?
Kannste nix machen.
Is so
Tja.
Kannste nix machen.
Steckste nicht drin.
Außer im femboy. 😏
Fake: Anon realises that reactionaries are contradictory in their beliefs
Gay: Anon watches trans porn (it involves dressing up Blåhajs)
how's that gay? I was always told they're real women, so it can't possibly be gay, right?
It's gay because it's queer.
Idc if the person got a dick or not; if she expresses herself as a girl, she's a girl.
Trans porn involving dressing up stuffed IKEA sharkies?
In case you don’t believe the other guy: the ikea shark is somehow very loved in the trans community. To the point that almost every trans person I know owns at least one of these sharks.
Apparently it's just because it happens to be the same colors as the trans pride flag.
Apparently that is because the colours are very similar to the trans flag colors. At least that's what I have been told by a trans person when I asked them about it.
Its also the patron saint of a Lemmy server