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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Fake & def gay

[–] sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Fake: anon had a dad

Gay: Dude literally look at this post

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fellas is it gay to be gay?

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

When you're in balls-deep and give one final buck, spraying your thick batter deep into him, and you feel his legs tighten around your waist and his fingers dog into your back as he erupts into the paper-thin gap between your stomachs as as your tongue fights his and his fights yours, and you pull away with your lips still bridged by saliva and sweat and you stare at his face framed by your hands and you caress his chin with your thumb and realise he's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen and you stare into his big, deep eyes and he stares back into yours he whispers "I love you" and you whisper back "I love you too" I cannot even begin to stress how important it is to say "no homo" otherwise you might give off the wrong signals.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What's with the absolute horrible crop? It's not like 4chan puts a watermark on the left side or anything...

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Shitty meme found in trash bin. I broke into this guy's house and stole a new one for you. Hope his dead gay dad doesn't mind

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Looking past the obvious WTF, dude ain't curious about his deceased brother(s)? 🤔

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've reread it and don't see where it says anything about siblings, alive or dead?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Written will says most of it is to go to his living son"

Try to read first, it's right there in the post.

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

uj/ The son in question is anon

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, but there wouldn't be a reason to say living son unless there was a deceased sibling. The wording implies one or more deaths.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Legal documents tend to just specify things like that as a matter of course. Boilerplate is easier to adapt than starting from scratch every time.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We need a rule against shit that's just straight-up sad, even if it is "fake & gay". I guess I would settle for an incest flag, because I'm also not reading any of that by choice.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not really sure this is the right community for ya bud