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[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Hell 0.5.0, we're still in early access.

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

This is pretty convincing

[–] individual@toast.ooo 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

idk about here but I've been in a place called the USA, and very easy to mistake for hell the last 10 years

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Amazing, what was it like 11 years ago? Manna from the sky, ambrosia everywhere?

[–] individual@toast.ooo 4 points 18 hours ago

thanks obama

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where have I been for the last 10 years?

Lady, you were resting in piss of those who hated you. A lot of urine, by my own estimations

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher's the other one is Reagan's. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

I'm pissing on the one that did the most damage. Reagan helped enable the path to fascism the US is on and the US affects everyone globally. Definitely his.

[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

You can only piss on one

Sounds like I get to be the genie; I'll piss on the left grave. Once I've downed the next pint I'll only piss on the right grave.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm holding it for Putin's grave

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 22 hours ago

lol yeah! that bad guy! argh!

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Taking turns getting pineapple suppositories with Ronald Reagan, I hope. Fuck the Gipper too!

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The atheist afterlife is your memory and how people talk about you.

So if you're a good person, people remember you fondly and speak well of you.

And if you're Thatcher, people piss on your grave and openly wish you were in hell.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I second this

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's your atheist afterlife. It's perfectly valid of course.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Some atheists believe in reincarnation I suppose, but memories are pretty universal. Whatever anyone believes, everyone remembers.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Incredibly based!

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go." - Neil Gaiman

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I like to believe they buried her with her pockets intact

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

So he should know.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay I didn't know that. I don't even really know who he is tbh.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oof. Well at least you now know you're a prophet.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gaiman carried hell and inflicted it upon those he abused.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As terrible as that is, I just liked the quote. I found it in a video essay. I don't even know who he is.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

But that's what makes you a prophet. You picked the right quote and the right person without even knowing why.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If only we could get independent verification.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Send Nigel Farage to check on her.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And when he doesn't come back, send Boris. Let's just keep going until we either get an answer or run out of demagogue bastards.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Lettuce not forget the other one.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The world's largest unisex public urinal.

Idk Reagan might give her a run for her money

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Weird thing to combine with a dance floor, though.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Maybe a mosh pit?

[–] commiunism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago

she's in a doom WAD called Thatcher's Techbase

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

I would like to ask the same question.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] xav@programming.dev 2 points 22 hours ago

There's also a famous one in French about miss Maggie : https://open.spotify.com/track/3mrD89s4Ua9IS3Aw5kxMU7