Where have I been for the last 10 years?
Lady, you were resting in piss of those who hated you. A lot of urine, by my own estimations
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Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher's the other one is Reagan's. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?
I'm pissing on the one that did the most damage. Reagan helped enable the path to fascism the US is on and the US affects everyone globally. Definitely his.
I'm holding it for Putin's grave
lol yeah! that bad guy! argh!
You can only piss on one
Sounds like I get to be the genie; I'll piss on the left grave. Once I've downed the next pint I'll only piss on the right grave.
If only we could get independent verification.
Send Nigel Farage to check on her.
And when he doesn't come back, send Boris. Let's just keep going until we either get an answer or run out of demagogue bastards.
Lettuce not forget the other one.
The atheist afterlife is your memory and how people talk about you.
So if you're a good person, people remember you fondly and speak well of you.
And if you're Thatcher, people piss on your grave and openly wish you were in hell.
I second this
That's your atheist afterlife. It's perfectly valid of course.
Some atheists believe in reincarnation I suppose, but memories are pretty universal. Whatever anyone believes, everyone remembers.
Incredibly based!
"I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go." - Neil Gaiman
I like to believe they buried her with her pockets intact
So he should know.
Okay I didn't know that. I don't even really know who he is tbh.
Oof. Well at least you now know you're a prophet.
i'm a prophet?
Gaiman carried hell and inflicted it upon those he abused.
As terrible as that is, I just liked the quote. I found it in a video essay. I don't even know who he is.
But that's what makes you a prophet. You picked the right quote and the right person without even knowing why.
The world's largest unisex public urinal.
Idk Reagan might give her a run for her money
Weird thing to combine with a dance floor, though.
Maybe a mosh pit?
idk about here but I've been in a place called the USA, and very easy to mistake for hell the last 10 years
Amazing, what was it like 11 years ago? Manna from the sky, ambrosia everywhere?
thanks obama
Hell 0.5.0, we're still in early access.
This is pretty convincing
Taking turns getting pineapple suppositories with Ronald Reagan, I hope. Fuck the Gipper too!
I would like to ask the same question.
There's also a famous one in French about miss Maggie : https://open.spotify.com/track/3mrD89s4Ua9IS3Aw5kxMU7