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[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 2 points 4 minutes ago

Born in 84, I've noticed something of a trend in my area. Late gen X and late millennials are having children, most are having two or three, but a lot of people like me born in the mid 80's aren't. While this is by no means universal, there does seem to be more people within five years of my age going without kids.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I want biological kids, and I'm right about the point in my life where it would make the most sense to have them. But whenever family asks about it, I tell them I'm not raising children in this kind of administration. They try to suggest that it's not that bad and I stand firm that they're not seeing grandbabies until the government stops being so fashy.

Actually, millennials could probably hold our hypothetical babies hostage, see what's more important to them.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 32 minutes ago* (last edited 31 minutes ago)

Actually, millennials could probably hold our hypothetical babies hostage

Given how many kids are in some combination of foster systems, detention centers, corrections programs, or concentration camps, maybe millennials need to start finding the actual babies and liberating them.

[–] sommerset@thelemmy.club -4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Women have a biological clock on them, makes no sense waiting for different admin.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 57 minutes ago

Not disagreeing with your point, but women can have children until menopause. It gets riskier and harder but not as much as most people commonly believe. "Biological clock" is a largely made up concept.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 31 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (3 children)

I'm trying to get pregnant, but it's kinda hard when you're a guy. I won't stop trying, tho. 🫡

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Nothing is impossible.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 hours ago

Never give up 💪

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

Auto-insemination?

[–] WalnutLum@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 hours ago

On a more positive note the newest IPCC report on climate has population decline being the biggest positive impact on climate change, so keep at it!

[–] Newsteinleo@midwest.social 37 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

A friend of mine has three kids and works 70 hours a week. He is not able to make enough to support his family, and social services have been cut so much that his only option is to take out a personal loan, which will only make his problem worse.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 1 points 59 minutes ago (2 children)

In the USA? If yes, the US is a sick country in regard to income distribution, labor laws, healthcare and public services. However, if your friend voted MAGA, zero sympathy and he/she can carry on.

[–] Newsteinleo@midwest.social 1 points 6 minutes ago

I don't think children should suffer regardless of who their parents voted for, I find your callousness as bad as bad as those that voted for Trump.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 25 minutes ago

However, if your friend voted MAGA, zero sympathy

It's so bizarre to see liberal politician after liberal politician promise economic reforms common to the rest of the industrial world, then fail to deliver over and over again.

And then someone sees a ghoul like Hilary Clinton or Joe Biden running at the top of the ticket, or an American Psycho like Newsom or Adams or Cuomo trying to hijack any semblance of progressive politics for their own vainglory. And they say "Nope, not supporting that garbage".

Then everything that comes after is on their heads, somehow.

Not on the heads of the trillionaire plutocrats setting economic policy. Or military leadership goading us into the next war. Or evangelical hucksters selling snake oil to desperate people.

Nope. Always the fault of Joe Dirt when Obama can't win his third term.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

14 hours leaves you barely 2 hours of personal time in a day. That's barely enough to just eat and maybe relax but then if you have 3 kids even that time is gone taking care of them. How and why would anyone put themselves through this, like after the first or second kid wouldn't your own limits become apparent

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 14 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

14 hours leaves you barely 2 hours of personal time in a day

You've misspelled "commute"

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Yeah didn't think about that but that's probably another 2 hours of energy spent on driving, because everything is spread out and there's no good public transportation options outside of specific areas

[–] sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 117 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

I was born with a penis but Luigi Mangione activated my ovaries

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 158 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Want higher birthrates? Just convince people that tomorrow will be better than today.

That's how you see a spike in birth rates.

To maintain a steady birthrate, just convince potential parents that the world will not be any worse for their children than it is today.

See, easy.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 2 points 41 minutes ago

They're taking the opposite approach.

In the past families had a bunch of kids because they needed extra laborers to stay afloat, plus childhood mortality rates were so dire they needed spares to cover for the ones who wouldn't make it.

We're already seeing pushes towards removing child labor laws, and RFK Jr is well on his way to ensuring death from easily preventable diseases makes a comeback.

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 51 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

You said ban birth control and porn? Got it.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

So that's why suddenly there's all this interest in banning porn

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 25 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Track everything people do and arrest them for unauthorised opinions? Got it.

[–] TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

The proliferation of unathorized opinions is threatening democracy! Doubleplus ungood.

Also homosexuality, except for the wealthy.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 55 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

Capitalist Corporations: .... hmmmm .... I guess there's no choice .... artificial human breeding it is!

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Capitalism would also charge for every part of the process, raising the price as some techno feudal lord thinks they can find the right balance between extinction pricing and maximum shareholder value.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 8 points 3 hours ago

Capitalism ~~would also~~ charges for every part of the process

FTFY

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 11 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Then they do the calculation on the costs to raise the children and decide it's not economically viable.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

It’s always economically viable, just a matter of tracking all the expenses and adding it to the child’s debt. As soon as it’s old enough to work you can garnish it’s wages for all that unpaid debt

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[–] jimjam5@lemmy.world 58 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (3 children)

Growing up, I was of the mindset that I would have got married and started a family by this point in my life. But as of the last few years, my thoughts have done just about a 180.

Even if I was currently with someone/married, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t want to raise kids in this day and age in the US (the bullet dodged me when my ex-girlfriend used plan b after we got intimate without protection). I think best case scenario for me now would be DINK, but gotta find someone that can put up with my dumpster fires first.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Same dink is my dream but hard to find partners who are into it, or who you like and who like you

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 29 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Just find someone with similar dumpster fires, then you'll both burn in the passions of what you love

Also, thanks for mentioning DINK - Double Income No Kids .... never heard of that before and now I learned something new.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 2 points 54 minutes ago

Like yuppies was a play on hippies except it stood for Young Urban Professional

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Currently living that live and fuck me is life easy right now. Cats instead of kids is a very tempting option.

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Me too! Our cat is the perfect child, most of the time. Except when she pukes on the bed.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Children also do disgusting things but they usually grow out of it, whereas a cat can be joking up hairballs its entire life

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[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 30 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

why would I want to bring somebody into this world. they'd only have to fight for basic things like "let's be nice to each other" and "maybe we should pool our money to spend it on big things that benefit us all"

fuck that. I'll live my little servile life as a cog in the machine as best I can, and then I'll die. and the dumb fucks who won't stop breeding while they try to make things worse for their children will repopulate the earth

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 15 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

No you don't understand. We're the most prosperous we've ever been at any point in time. There was literally no other time better than this. Life is wonderful in every way

/s

I'm generally a happy person but I hate people who say this.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 1 points 35 minutes ago

I'm right there with you. They're basically saying "things could be worse, so there's no point in wanting them better." It's a nonsensical thought-terminating cliché.

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