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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 hours ago

I mean you're half right. In a zoo, the keepers care for their animals, making sure they're well fed, enriched, and healthy.

We're being farmed. They are using us to make money from our produce (labour). They're using us to make money. We're so over exploited we simply cannot afford to have children.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 19 points 5 hours ago

The birth rate moral panic is 100% manufactured by neoliberal capitalists who simultaneously want high consumption and low wages, which is a logical impossibilty. You cannot have a consumerist society where the average consumer lives paycheck to paycheck

[–] droans@midwest.social 7 points 4 hours ago

A man must always live by his work, and his wages must at least be sufficient to maintain him. They must even upon most occasions be somewhat more; otherwise it would be impossible for him to bring up a family, and the race of such workmen could not last beyond the first generation...

Every species of animals naturally multiplies in proportion to the means of their subsistence, and no species can ever multiply beyond it. But in civilised society it is only among the inferior ranks of people that the scantiness of subsistence can set limits to the further multiplication of the human species; and it can do so in no other way than by destroying a great part of the children which their fruitful marriages produce.

The liberal reward of labour, by enabling them to provide better for their children, and consequently to bring up a greater number, naturally tends to widen and extend those limits. It deserves to be remarked, too, that it necessarily does this as nearly as possible in the proportion which the demand for labour requires. If this demand is continually increasing, the reward of labour must necessarily encourage in such a manner the marriage and multiplication of labourers, as may enable them to supply that continually increasing demand by a continually increasing population.

  • Adam Smith, the father of capitalism
[–] toad31@lemmy.cif.su 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I don't want to bring kids in this world that will inevitably grow up with a father when I take out all my frustration and grievances on members of the ruling class.

They're gonna wish I used a guillotine.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

I love this person's glasses.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 34 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

im not spending a fortune to raise a child when i can barely afford eggs

[–] ur_ONLEY_freind@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

Don't worry when they get desperate enough they'll make condoms illegal

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Nice humblebrag I guess, I'm beginning to forget what eggs even taste like

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The math has changed.

100 years ago, you'd get kids so you can afford eggs.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah, then child labor laws came and ruined that for everyone.

But don't worry, soon those too will be a thing of the past!

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This, but also retirement being a thing.

100 years ago, kids were much less of an investment than today (they'd start pulling their own financial weight at like age 6-12, not at age 20-30 like today) and they'd be the only thing making the difference between being able to retire to one of your kids' home or the poor house.

Nowadays kids take much more money and time to get ready, and if you have no kids you can still retire and have your retirement financed by other peoples' kids. And then you even get to keep all the money you would have spent on getting your kids ready for the world, and you can spend it on yourself.

Financially speaking, having kids used to be a necessity and now it's a pretty bad choice.

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 hours ago

if you have no kids you can still retire and have your retirement financed by other peoples' kids.

Don't worry. They are working on getting rid of this.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 28 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

I would kill for a family. I'll die alone, I've accepted that. I understand that im unconventional and weird, I just wish I could meet someone that reflected that. But it's just not in the cards for a man like myself. So ill die surrounded by my animals and hopefully they'll consume my flesh so I can become Jesus 2.0 but with animals

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

You and me both sis

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 79 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (8 children)

I'm trying to get pregnant, but it's kinda hard when you're a guy. I won't stop trying, tho. 🫡

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Slay, ~~queen~~ king!

[–] Chev@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Arnold Schwarzenegger did it, so can you 👍

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 26 points 18 hours ago

Never give up 💪

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago

Nothing is impossible.

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[–] WalnutLum@lemmy.ml 39 points 19 hours ago

On a more positive note the newest IPCC report on climate has population decline being the biggest positive impact on climate change, so keep at it!

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 12 points 16 hours ago

Born in 84, I've noticed something of a trend in my area. Late gen X and late millennials are having children, most are having two or three, but a lot of people like me born in the mid 80's aren't. While this is by no means universal, there does seem to be more people within five years of my age going without kids.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 19 points 17 hours ago (7 children)

I want biological kids, and I'm right about the point in my life where it would make the most sense to have them. But whenever family asks about it, I tell them I'm not raising children in this kind of administration. They try to suggest that it's not that bad and I stand firm that they're not seeing grandbabies until the government stops being so fashy.

Actually, millennials could probably hold our hypothetical babies hostage, see what's more important to them.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Actually, millennials could probably hold our hypothetical babies hostage

Given how many kids are in some combination of foster systems, detention centers, corrections programs, or concentration camps, maybe millennials need to start finding the actual babies and liberating them.

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[–] sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 163 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 4 points 8 hours ago

!lemmysilver

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 31 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I was born with a penis but Luigi Mangione activated my ovaries

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 2 points 7 hours ago

Free estrogen!

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 205 points 1 day ago (17 children)

Want higher birthrates? Just convince people that tomorrow will be better than today.

That's how you see a spike in birth rates.

To maintain a steady birthrate, just convince potential parents that the world will not be any worse for their children than it is today.

See, easy.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago

They're taking the opposite approach.

In the past families had a bunch of kids because they needed extra laborers to stay afloat, plus childhood mortality rates were so dire they needed spares to cover for the ones who wouldn't make it.

We're already seeing pushes towards removing child labor laws, and RFK Jr is well on his way to ensuring death from easily preventable diseases makes a comeback.

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