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Hahahahaha, god I love Stephen Colbert's deadpan humor.
Oh wait that's Mike Johnson?
Hey Mike, sit down and shut up. The grownups are talking.
To be able to say that seriously is an admission that you do not believe in democracy.
LOL, I love it when these dingles actually say out loud such whoppers like donnie "is doing so many good things for the American people" or "we had so much work to do to undo all the damage that Biden and the Democrat (sic) Party did" or whatever the fuck.
Such unbelievably blatant liars.
With an added dose of condescension about how people don't even appreciate all the good they are doing, how could this happen?
These assholes completely pooched the economy, gave even more money away to the obscenely wealthy parasitic class, and then set up a bomb to have shit really hit the fan for the 99% in Jan 2027 and have the balls to sit there and whine that people didn't vote for them.
piss off Mikey, don't you have to monitor your sons porn habits?
This wasn't the voters fault, Mike.
Hell if I were to pin it on anyone it's probably be Zelensky. And I didn't even say thank you once.
Shut up bitch
It’s really funny seeing the other side blame voters.
Mike “Limp” Johnson should know that doesn’t end well.
Congress, especially the House has been full on fucking clown shoes for 2 years and this spineless piece of shit is saying the Dems will bring a circus? The guy who could barely get his seat and hold it? The guy speedrunning the line to kiss trumps diapered ass?
Johnson is admitting (after his own fashion) that the Dems are likely to investigate the everloving SHIT out of the GOP cronies and corrupt contributors (bribes and enrichments, oh my!) as well as lock down the budget until they get their way. So, you know.... stopping the circus the GOP brought to town.
Fuck off, nobody gives a shit about anything you say.
Narcissism. Are they all pathological narcissists?
never admit anything, never accept responsibility. Lie to confuse, lie to test loyalty, lie to feel better about yourself. Lie because only losers tell the truth. It's the Trump way and the bootlickers copy it.
Where's your god now mikey???
Mike Johnson is a moron.
In other news: Voters blast Mike Johnson for making wrong choices everyday for the last 2+ years.
Voters also blast Mike Johnson's mom for making the wrong choice 55 years ago.
I blast his parents too. You guys really screwed up with this one.
Man I'd love to kick the shit out of this assshole.
In terms of most punchable I’d put Stephen Miller as #1 and Elon as #2. He’s a strong contender for #3
I think your #1 and 2 are definitely in the right spots. The earth and everyone on it would be better off if those 2 were gone.
I just….i really need Stephen miller to know what it feels like to have his skull bones broken. His rib cage too.
I'd throw Trump in there, but somehow it'd be both elder and child abuse.
He 100% is into that kind of thing. You don’t turn out like this without playing up the hateable punchable dork asshole that enjoys being beat up and mocked as his kink. That schmarmy demeanor says it all.
You have a point.
Give him the 'ol Fight Club face-rearangement!
I 2nd this comment!
With any luck Johnson will fade quickly into obscurity and this will be one of the last times this asshole makes the news.
He can go back to monitoring his son's phone to make sure he doesn't look at any pictures that would make the baby Jesus cry.
Don't BE the wrong choice, Mike.
Representative democracy you say?
No, you made innumerable wrong choices, Mike. Now it's come home to roost.
So as we've seen for the past 2 years, there is absolutely zero accountability in the Republican party whatsoever. And even after getting their ass is completely fucking handed to them, they still don't have any capacity for accountability, even personal self accountability to the extent that they would rather blame the people who put them in their position of power to begin with, than to incorporate and impose the will of those people.
What do you expect though when a party who bases their beliefs and ideals on a 2,000-year-old textbook and are not capable of any rational thought of any kind on their own? A shameless party with egos so massive, they're unwilling to accept reality in any form or fashion, especially if it gets in the way of their ability to make a dollar.
"The party of personal responsibility"
They don't actually believe in the Bible, as evidenced by their complete refusal to follow the commandments of Christ. They just use it as crowbar to hit brain dead evangelists over the head with to keep them in the party base. True Christians are all leftists and mostly socialists. However, they are extremely hard to find, especially in the evangelical Christian nationalist US of A. These cunts only use Christianity as a weapon to hurt people not in their tribe.
They also use it to hurt the people in their tribe. They don't give a fuck as long as they can make it dollar.
Weaponized Christianity.
"incredible" is not the word I would have gone with unless it was modified with "incredibly bad" , "incredibly stupid", or "incredibly criminal"
Mike Johnson should try eating a fucking brick.
but despite their best efforts, Democrats swept the midterms
No, it was because of their best efforts, not despite them.
Voters finally got to see what republicans do when they’re given free rein. They went mask-off, making it undeniable to anyone paying even partial attention how despicable they truly are.
When asked by CNN’s Manu Raju on Capitol Hill Monday whether Trump needs to “course correct” after the midterm losses, Johnson said, “I’m not going to tell the president how to do his job. We have an incredible record of the first two years of his term, and I expect more success in the days ahead.”
No checks and balances.
I'm sorry, who?
. . . mmmm. . . not on the list, sorry. Please move to the back sir.
By Mike. Vanish, please.
“I really do believe that these next two years are going to be a bit of a circus." And the last two haven't been?!?!?!?!!!
“Their best efforts.” lol, lmao even.
I wish there was a chopping block they could be first in line for.
Believers gonna believe.
Scurry back to whatever hole you crawled out, you spineless cuck