LillyPip

joined 2 years ago
[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 23 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Fuck this paedophile. He was bad enough before, when his quite close relationship with Epstein wasn’t confirmed. I hope he contracts acute lead poisoning.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 25 points 6 days ago

I wouldn't be surprised if Miller also directed the decision to pardon all J6-ers since it fits a little too perfectly into his turn-ICE-into-Trump's-militia strategy.

100% agree. Also, trump never gives pardons away for free. He normally charges at least a couple of million each. No way it was his idea to pardon a bunch of poors.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Roger Stone.

It’s absolutely insane how much Bargain Bin Penguin has ratfucked society for the past 50+ years. And he’s still doing it.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

That’s all fine because she’s soft and purrs at you when you don’t feel good.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

[Everybody disliked that]

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Have you ever dragged 100% wool yarn across your teeth?

This makes me feel that. Not sure why.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This makes me feel like I’m eating my own tongue. Glass is only slightly less bad.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m literally shocked it wasn’t his own piss. Glad, but surprised.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

But… document your code.

Hahahaha for who?!?

Uh… for future you!

Me to future me: lol no

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

She’s flexible.

And she has small paws.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago

Bigfoot is a 70s hippie who wants you to smoke grass and love one another.

I’d vote for Bigfoot.

 
 
 

Worth it.

 
 

HOA be damned, I’m sleeping on my lawn.

 

I never turn off my machine, because every reboot forces an update and my peripherals are ancient.

 
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Valueing (lemmy.ca)
 

I’ve officially looked at the word ‘valuing’ enough times in trying to spell it that it doesn’t look like a word anymore.

Just look at it Valuing Valueing? Valuing VALUING

This word has broken my brain today, how are you?

 

You’re lucky – an overhead cubby and 3 drawers. Plenty of places to hide booze.

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