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Why did the turkey get detentionm? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 hours ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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For using fowl language in class!

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 points 34 minutes ago

Seems like a jive turkey to me.

[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 2 points 39 minutes ago

Probably didn't like being cooped up so long.

[–] Up_dog@lemmy.world -1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The turkey begged to get spatchcocked. It spread its juicy thighs open, inviting more oil to be spread across it. GOBBLE GOBBLE it moaned. Rubbing the soft meaty legs, the turkey gasped as it felt small sorts of food being pulled out of its gaping orifice.

To be continued.

[–] lucyph0r@lemmy.world 1 points 30 minutes ago

That's what's up