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Why did the turkey get detentionm? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 hours ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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For using fowl language in class!

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[–] Up_dog@lemmy.world -1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The turkey begged to get spatchcocked. It spread its juicy thighs open, inviting more oil to be spread across it. GOBBLE GOBBLE it moaned. Rubbing the soft meaty legs, the turkey gasped as it felt small sorts of food being pulled out of its gaping orifice.

To be continued.

[–] lucyph0r@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

That's what's up