i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god
If I continue pissing at the rate I’m currently pissing I will have a reservoir of piss within weeks.
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Why would you need to update the app? It should all run on their servers. This is indicative of poor and buggy app design.
I have to admit though, getting two app updates per day through the Apple review process is an achievement. (He probably paid them.)
Minor updates for bugfixes don’t require a real store review.
Any update that hits the App Store and increments a version number goes through the Apple review process.
Certain updates can be done on the fly with custom or third party solutions like https://ionic.io/docs/appflow/deploy/intro
But this graph doesn’t make it clear if these updates are new binary app deployments or on the fly updates
This was my thought, too. He's bleeding money that these other companies would rather hold onto.
If only the reddish bar is for "Number of iOS App Updates (Last 2 Weeks)", what are the other bars?
It just has more vibe-coding bugs than the rest.
20+ updates of racist shit and fake news from facebook don't count
Aren't the front ends for these basically chat interfaces that mostly don't change?
What are they doing so much
Someone keeps fixing the CSS color coding of an input field border and someone else keeps copy/pasting the old version when they're doing basic edits.
Because their boss is an idiot who will yell at them if they don’t.
If you pay by the update, devs will update their way to a nice payday .
Update one character at a time, commented out till you're ready to make a real change.
Then do it again to fix all the shit you just broke
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It's a turk, confirmed.
I once had to push this much updates (not to production tho) because QA monkeys kept finding (or making up) issues. Am I evolving faster than any other AI?
Yes.
I can also rapidly publish bunk ass updates to my app to the App Store so that I can make a funny chart that impresses my shareholders
Like let me just add some random line breaks to my source and rebuild the app bundle. Look at that growth!
This is nothing new. Workers trying to fake productivity to fool the capitalists, no matter for what reason capitalists think they deserve.
No, this is the capitalist trying to convince customers (investors) that they have more capital than the other capitalists. Nothing about this has anything to do with workers.
All that’s missing is the linked in dweeb quoting this sayin “Elon is truly ahead in the AI Game!”
Who's going to tell him?
Some underling must've whipped up that graphic in a desperate attempt to find good news so E-lawn wouldn't feed him to the dogs. Worked a little too well and now the emperor is strutting around in all his exhibitionistic finery.
The fact that your webwrapper frontend app, which could just as easily not exist and the core product will still work with 100% functionality, has up be updated so frequently is actually a bad thing, Elon. It means your developers can't code for shit. Probably because they're using Grok to code Grok.
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As a sanity check, is this the guy launching a crap-ton into space for the future of humanity?
Yes. It must be prevented at any cost, and he's prepared to pay that cost.
Outpace toward what though? What is the goal?
If it's just about the need to lobotomise an AI that is trained on super unhinged data, then yeah I guess the Musk Rat is right, but it's also the only one in the race though.
I didn't think "ai"bros could get any fucking stupider.
Musk really does innovate. I think this might be the stupidest shit that i have ever read.
Elon just discovered CI/CD.
so called not see updates
Well, of course daddy's gonna brag about his kid
None of this is about value. It's about an idiot selling to idiot stockholders. Wait, no, he doesn't sell twitter stock does he? The thing was he had controlling interest right?
Do LLMs in fact evolve?
And is it ever in "spontaneous" fashion? In other words, in order to evolve, do they require human intervention?