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i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 hours ago

On the contrary, the rate of mobile app updates being high is more of a red flag of an app development team not having the situation under control, being forced to panic-ship fixes.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 66 points 5 hours ago

Oh wow, Elon figured out how we'll finally get AGI. The key thing is to publish an automatic mobile client update every single hour of the day! That was the secret productivity metric that every single other company was missing. Thanks, big brain business boy!

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 26 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The man knows about production more than anyone else in the world

/s

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 8 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Producing rockets faster than they can explode during launch!

[–] nis@feddit.dk 4 points 2 hours ago

Outproducing the blastwave. Bold strategy 🤣

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 hours ago

Cheaper to dispose of them in the upper atmosphere than in the ground

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

He knows exactly what he's saying and he knows his dumb followers will buy it...

The fact that most people only skim-read what they scroll through helps him as well. People won't even stop to process what they actually read. With this tweet he's basically selling his followers a feeling.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

No, he really is that stupid and clueless. How do you still not see that?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 3 hours ago

unlike the other AI companys, hes using GROK as a pure propaganda machine, the others were trying to profit from it, but is losing money instead.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 32 points 7 hours ago

The Nextdoor app updates every two weeks. OpenAI should be worried.

[–] pseudonaut@lemmy.world 19 points 7 hours ago

jfc this guy is such a moron

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 17 points 7 hours ago

It's evolving!

*pokemon evolution music*

Dumbfuck became... Dumbfuckwad!

[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 38 points 9 hours ago

I knew the Apartheid shithead was dumb as fuck, but even "as fuck" isn't that dumb...

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 68 points 11 hours ago

does it count as an "update" every time elon fucks with it to push some fresh nazi shit?

what a meaningless measure. why don't i update this app one byte at a time? i can say it's massively outpacing the competition by updating 20 thousand times in the last 4 minutes while the competition updated ZERO times, which means we're literally INFINITELY faster and by the end of the year we will have released millions of new versions.

he's so monumentally stupid

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 22 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Since when does the update of the frontend equate to a better, more accurate, more efficient backend?

[–] goldfndr@lemmy.ml 15 points 7 hours ago

To me, it suggests the opposite -- they keep breaking stuff or otherwise putting bugs into their client and Grok isn't very helpful with fixing them.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 75 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

I can make bullshit graphs based on meaningless numbers too. 🤷‍♂️

[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

Yeah but can you spew that nonsense at millions of people on your very own shitty platform? Gotta get on muskies level.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Git commit -m "comments and grammar"

[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

git commit -m "remove space at end of one line (more to come)"

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

git commit - m "put today's 'genius' far right nonsense in the prompt to counteract any bias towards factual accuracy that was previously there"

[–] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 304 points 14 hours ago (7 children)

Only such an idiot can think that pushing 2 updates a day is a good idea.

[–] abfm90@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Let's change the font size.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Maybe you just haven't had enough ketamine.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 98 points 13 hours ago (5 children)

Not to mention, the app is just the thing that calls the API to the server that runs the actual models, it's not a reflection on how quickly you're improving those models. In fact, there should be little reason to push a new app update once you've built it.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 28 points 13 hours ago

Unless your Ai creates the app. This may be a reflection of how bad Grok really is.

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 150 points 14 hours ago

I have some apps that havent been updated for like a year because the simply fucking work.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 87 points 14 hours ago

Only such an idiot can think that pushing 2 updates a day is a good idea.

Lets be fair. He's a special kind of idiot.

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[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 181 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I’m nowhere close to tech and this is obviously a bad sign. Imagine an apartment complex trying to get new tenants by advertising that they have plumbers and exterminators do work twice a day at various units.

[–] ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

Silly Con Valley, amirite?

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 35 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I know next to nothing about publishing an app and my alarm bells went off immediately

[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 49 points 12 hours ago

Here’s 2 faults:

  1. Most people push a build once a week, because making a stable build usually has an engineer combining people’s work, and sometimes there’s conflicts in the merge.
  2. If you have a lot of bugs, you may need to patch more frequently.

Either way, it’s a bad look. Doing stable daily pushes is good in development, not in a live environment like this.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 39 points 12 hours ago

Turns out AI-written software needs lots of patches to keep up.

[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

If only the reddish bar is for "Number of iOS App Updates (Last 2 Weeks)", what are the other bars?

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 18 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Grok is evolving

...as measured by the number of slurs it tells to minorities, or what?

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 9 hours ago

Racisms per minute (RPM)?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 16 points 10 hours ago

Fuck he's so stupid

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 127 points 15 hours ago

Yeah and my company has the best dev team because we resolve all the critical incidents we cause by shipping buggy code.

Some of these other loser companies don’t even have incidents!

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 107 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Merge Request 1472: Add comment

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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 98 points 14 hours ago

Lol equating your busted as fuck code that needs constant patching with growth. Gonna keep that around for my own metrics. Yeah boss this is the 9th hotfix to prod this week! Think where we'll be next month, things are going awesome!

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 28 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Why would you need to update the app? It should all run on their servers. This is indicative of poor and buggy app design.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 42 points 13 hours ago

If I continue pissing at the rate I’m currently pissing I will have a reservoir of piss within weeks.

[–] mp3@piefed.ca 13 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

It just has more vibe-coding bugs than the rest.

[–] jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 63 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

I have to admit though, getting two app updates per day through the Apple review process is an achievement. (He probably paid them.)

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

It's a turk, confirmed.

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