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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

I've been out of the loop regarding game dev for the last few years, but I somewhat share the "fuck Unity" sentiment. Any one of you folks using Godot? I've heard pretty good stuff about it.

[–] KeefChief13@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I have enjoyed using gamemaker, but they changed to a subscription model I heard.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 3 points 7 hours ago

Completed several smaller games with Godot and I love it. But I am also big on the whole Fuck-Corporate-Mostly-Everything which makes me like Godot even more, since it is open source and community driven.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I tried it and I like it a lot. It's so light there is a website you can use godot online in. I like light tools.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago

"CARSHING"? Yeah... That tracks.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 hours ago

Fuck Rails, which is why some people made their own Ruby env manager.

[–] Squiddork@lemmy.world 18 points 17 hours ago

PBRT, Writing my own emulators, engines and games made me appreciate computer science so much so that I found webdev to be monotonous and boring enough to leave the industry.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 21 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Is Ruby on Rails known for crashing often? I’ve been a developer for something like 15 years and don’t understand the backend portion of this meme. Am I missing something?

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 33 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

It’s been ages since I did Rails, but I remember that back then memory leaks were just a fact of life and you had to have a system that monitors the server processes and restarts them when the memory usage gets too high.

I truly hope that’s not still the case.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago

Oh, so like tomcat then.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Lol with kubernetes et al style container orchestration + service architecture, I'd say this is almost becoming more common. It's just so easy to automatically recycle a pod if one of the processes starts being too greedy.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Cattle, not pets.

But also, stop building stupid and inefficient software. We have these immensely powerful platforms that pervade server farms and consumer devices alike fucking everywhere these days. One of the marked downsides is that now everyone who just wants to finish the MVP and doesn’t care about system efficiency, reliability, and robustness just throws a pile of ass-tier frameworks at the problem and calls it done.

Use more Rust. It’s good for you. It’s good for the practice of computer science writ large. It’s good for the world.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I spent some time dabbling with it about six months back. Never had any issues

[–] marsza@lemmy.cafe 3 points 13 hours ago

Run it in production.

[–] je_skirata@lemmy.today 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 9 hours ago

yes, the typo

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

more like SQLAlchemy is always "carshing".

rails, although slow, is pretty damn stable if your code isn't absolute trash.

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

this was made by a friend who uses rails with ruby...and is ass at ruby

[–] fmixolydian@programming.dev 1 points 8 hours ago

understandable, given i picked up that language barely a week ago.

also, about rails crashing - it was bc rails wasn't importing ActiveSupport::LoggerThreadSafeLevel::Logger properly.

another reason i dont like rails is the sheer complexity of its project structure (seriously, 20 dirs/files for an empty project? django compared to that is like a feather to an anvil) - although some of its components (like active record) are admittedly fairly good, when used in isolation (if it wasn't for the fact that migrations don't work as rails is broken)