Ew. White bread gives me heartburn.
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2025
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Not sure if this is an intentional reference to the Lonely Island song "Sushi Glory Hole," but either way here's a link
...strictly nigiri coming out of the holes...
They are so poetic.
I, don't, care, what, you, intend, that, hole, for a, dick, is, going, through, it
Missed a coma after "for" (before "a")
C-
Better?
Ok, you're funny
I don't care what you intend that hole for 
a dick is going through it.
If it's got ketchup or mustard on it, it's gettin' BIT.
Hear us out!
Hear us out!
Where you going? Hear us out!
I once ordered too many IKEA hotdogs and this picture completely recolors that experience for the worse
Plums are healthier though.
On the off chance that this trolling I will correct you and accept my fate.
Sir/Madam, that is no plum, that's an eggplant.