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In regards to the recent Portland Naked Bike Ride. link

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[–] hexdream@lemmy.world 77 points 1 month ago

You should see their reaction to books.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If I ever start a band I'll call it Open Carry Boobs.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

How about "Boob Safe the Safe that Locks Up Your Boob"

Fuck I need coffee

[–] xploit@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Possibly also more aroused by guns than tits, not sure which is more worrying

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'm only a bit into Beef don't tell me how it ends

Be afraid of the calcium cannons

[–] meejle@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

The right to bare boobs

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How many kids in schools have been killed by boobs this year?

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] dunz@feddit.nu 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm thinking it's zero. If it's more than that, it's more than I think it is.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

does dying to breast cancer count

[–] dunz@feddit.nu 9 points 1 month ago

Imho, no. That's dying from cancer

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Show pix! /s

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 1 month ago

I mean, have you seen the boobs running the country?!

Waka waka waka!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

They all seems to need guns because they are afraid too.

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Not to mention that the same sizable part of the population cares more about fertilized eggs than actual children

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Not just the US.

I watched more Chinese drama about WW2 (resistance against japanese imperialism) and HK TV Cop shows about criminals, murders, and even a show about terrorism (from a counter-terrorist perspective), before I even saw my first porn video.

Like literally you can watch a whole scene about a massacre during war, but god forbid if two gay men holds hands.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I would just say that going to a conservative event during summer, you'd see plenty of men open carrying boobs.