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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 89 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Get yourself a nice metal frame and DIY it:

[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 days ago

Never thought I’d see that doctor who reference on here lol

[–] ifItWasUpToMe@lemmy.ca 84 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I once posted a joke on Reddit about ironing my sack to get the wrinkles out. It got upvoted pretty heavily. Is there a chance this is my fault?

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It’s funny that not only is there chance, but that your comment or someone making the same joke is the most logical source of this ridiculous bullshit making it into a search result.

Edit: just realized this is probably shopped 🤦

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wasn't there a joke on reddit about using glue on pizza that google stupid AI picked up as serious

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Isn't glue used to make pictures of pizza look better?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 105 points 2 days ago (1 children)

AI is the new tide pod challenge

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It tastes like ~~burning!~~ slop

Nice. I wish I had thought of that. It has the bonus of working with the phrase, "oink, oink, capitalist pig" too.

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] subarctictundra@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Where does one even learn to can?

[–] subarctictundra@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Caned to death

[–] Klear@quokk.au 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Doing this takes balls. And it won't give them back.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Nah, no balls needed. Just the sack.

[–] Dotcom@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 days ago

The skin grafts would probably be smooth after all is said and done

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

In the navy I once watched a recruit try to iron his pants while he was wearing them.

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] mcbenavides85@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It’s the price you pay to get a bat wing.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 days ago

now... about that other wing you'll need

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To be fair, heat does cause it to hang low and stretch the skin, therefore reducing the wrinkles.

i don't feel like playing with my scrote all day wouldn't it wrinkle back up as soon as it got cold again?

[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

While i could not replicate this image, i did learn of a horrifying product called Scrotox.

Just simply inject botulinum toxin into your scrote and soon your nutsack will look like Mr Cleans shiny, shiny head!

https://www.antiagingvancouver.com/treatments/scrotox/#%3A%7E%3Atext=Scrotox+utilizes+the+renowned+botulinum%2Carea+becomes+smoother+and+unwrinkled.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

This dude couldn't get any of his customers' balls on his website? I call shenanigans!

[–] Lenggo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

It's probably fine, but Imma leave that link blue

huh. i wonder if they could use that as some sort of male contraceptive. i wonder if that's what got them the IRB approval to test it.

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Bee sting. It works 90% of the time every-time.

Explaining why your meats is inside of a bee hive is a whole different problem.

[–] Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Now place your balls in a bowl and cover with plastic wrap. Wait ten minures for them to cool somewhat and you can rub the skin off easily with a paper towel

[–] ileftreddit@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago

When the balls are warm, they relax and hang low, and the scrotum relaxes fully, releasing all those nutsack wrinkles, so I mean the concept works

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Post video!

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

interesting troubleshooting search prompt, someone has pressing problem at hand

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Looks like AI has the natural selection module activated.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Can confirm, use this trick before every night out. AMA.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What's your favorite dinosaur?

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 points 2 days ago
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Trying that now; will check in later

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I mean the iron would work bit it would also cook it and leave you infertile and open to potential infection

The skin there is supposed to be naturally looser because those parts need room to move

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago