Damn boomers need a machine to smoke for them.
this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2025
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Automatic butt ejector.
My first thought was: this is a hookah.
you know about hookah?
Hookah? I hardly know her
Is it supposed to be a secret?
no its just an south east asian thing and I never thought people across the world would know about it
There were hella hookah bars that popped up in 2010 or so in California as a meet up spot for 20-30 year olds to just chill and try different flavored stuff.
I had a hookah when i was a teenager like 20 years ago
Is the US, you can easily find Hookah bars all around our cities and suburbs. It's mostly a young person thing, but yeah....not an uncommon thing around here at least.
actually here in India, its mostly a thing old rural folks prefer though young people also use hookah, but I have seen more cigarette and blunts then this setup maybe even bongs
I live in India and hookah is not unknown to us as there is a sub-culture surrounding hookah here.
ohhh rare to see indians, thats why I asked... Hi fellow indian!!
Yeah it is pretty rare.
Of course! Saw one last night!
Man if the 50s weren't so racist they'd've loved hookah.
Fuck I could go for hookah…
It's just a less charming version of this
I only smoke Khalil Mahmoon
Whatever this is is not charming.
"Permits those confined to bed to smoke."
Ngl. Would have been nice for my dad so he could have smoked while he was dying easier. Yeah it’s bad or whatever but he was already dying why try to quit and have nic fits too.
Yeah like, let the dying not be withdrawing.
Man how the hell does humanity even still exist
Big horny
I never smoked because it was just too much effort. This would have made all the difference, if I'd known about it. Alas, all those wasted years without the pleasures of a good smoke.
Reminds me of the old gas shaver kit my grandpa gave me on my 13th birthday.
Do you put the tube in your butthole?
you could have someone else do it, if you want
Do you shave with a different kind of gas?!
How did that work?
It's a gag gift, the implication is that you'd put the tube in your butt.
The extra fuel box contains beans, and the pamphlet has fake quotes with racial stereotypes including quotes from a Mr Wun Hunglow and Giovanni Ravioli
Wait until they discover the ~~hookah~~ water cooled robot smoker
If you read it closely - you can get a "tandem" set up. So two people can share this. They each get their own butt and tube.
I thought it was for smoking two cigs at once. What would be the difference between this 'tandem' and just having two sets of 'single's ?
God gave us two nostrils for a reason.
Automatic butt ejector.
They had it so easy. Back in my days we had to smoke uphill in both ways
'robot' is just older version of 'ai'
A robot is a thing that does things for you; it comes from the Czech robota meaning servitude, slavery, hard work, or drudgery
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I’d hit that
I had a patient who used one of these to smoke because he was on condensed oxygen. He's still caught on fire. 0/10. don't recommend
surprised it wasn't made with flavor -lead™
"radium? more like Radi-yum!"
I'm sure there's pleeeeenty of carcinogens and forever chemicals in that tubing.
Forever chemicals don't kill you.
But the asbestos in the tip to make it fireproof might.
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