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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Many years ago my station of choice when driving to work started running an advert for car safety. The sound effect was a loud blaring car horn and the sounds of screaming tires and a crash. The first, second, third time I heard it was instant jolt of panic and left me jittery. I switched stations after the third time.
Dammit!
Anon is totally gay, but the realness present in this text has broken my brain.
Also, that song is still fucking awesome.
i love this live version in particular: https://youtu.be/ZQxuw9d2d28
Amazing. That's the most creativity I have seen associated with them.
Imagine draggin' deez nuts on your face
I could fart in a rhythm and it would be more musical than the entire discography of imagine dragons.
Nah, tastes are different and since enjoyment of music is 100% subjective everyones opinion is equally valid.
I remember that one station that would advertise that they would play "uninterrupted music" during certain parts of the day. Only to then constantly interrupting it to tell us how they currenlty playing "uninterrupted music".
Remember? That's like half the stations around. The other half don't do "uninterrupted" blocks