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[–] bigfondue@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I raise you brussels sprouts:

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And here I always thought they grew like tiny cabbages

[–] justastranger@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Wait until you hear how closely related they are to cabbages

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I see your brussels sprouts and raise you pineapples:

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

and they are primitive versions of grasses, POALES.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll see your Brussels Sprouts, and raise you Cashews:

Cashew fruit

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Aren't the tops edible too? I wonder how the little shriveled bean thing on the end became internationally popular but the juicy looking fruit on top isn't. Like, every cashew harvested has to have the fruity part too, what do they all get used for?

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They’re called cashew apples. You can find them at asian and latin grocery stores sometimes. Never had one, but i hear they are tasty, they’re hard to transport, though, so you have to be in the right areas to find them.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Peanuts:

Yes, they grow underground like potatoes.

[–] Liz@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Well but they aren't roots, they're from a stem that goes back under.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't believe you just spent an hour hotgluing brussel sprouts to a small tree just to trick people on the internet

I even traveled all the way to brussels to get them just for this prank.

[–] moitoi@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

And the violet one tastes great:

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

If you want them to remain white, you have to cover them in earth, the farmers make ridges of earth to cover them:

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Why would you want them to remain white?

[–] muts@feddit.nl 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] M137@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The only way I've seen white asparagus is in glass jars with brine and those are disgusting.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Freshly cooked with egg, ham and butter sauce they are very good.

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've never understood this meme. Like what did you expect them to look like, and why is this apparently alarming?

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I expected them to hang off a central stalk. Or perhaps grow like corn, where there's a more plant-looking plant growing with the asparagus inside it.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

if you seen agave and aloe blooming, its because they are in the same orders, thts why thier blooms looks giant asparagus shoots.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Asperagus blooming: