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That's a meme page. Do NOT submit your real private keys!

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 82 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That’s a meme page. Do NOT submit your real private keys!

Don't tell me what to do with my employers keys.

[–] tfm@piefed.europe.pub 17 points 1 day ago

That's ok. Just don't do it with your personal ones.

[–] sip@programming.dev 21 points 2 days ago

if you have your employer's keys...

[–] oleorun@lemmy.fan 55 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I went to a similar site, but instead of checking private keys it checked all my credit cards to make sure they weren't on the dark web.

/s

[–] mormegil@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Also, check if your PIN has been leaked as well! https://pastebin.com/Nn2ZcdfC

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

Ah but you can use Cantor's diagonal proof to get a new one. For example if I take the first four and increase the nth digit on the nth row then I get 1114 which isn't in the set.

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I could have sworn I had a bank card for a while with a 6-digit pin... Am I crazy? Is that impossible? Or is the joke worn out?

[–] tfm@piefed.europe.pub 17 points 1 day ago

Do you have a link? I want to check mine

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 32 points 1 day ago

Page claims to be IPv6 ready...does not actually have an IPv6 address. This isn't a meme, this is a crime

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I just gave away my private key used to access my vps via ssh.

The website is secured with SSL ✓ and network traffic encrypted with TLSv1.3 ✓. Furthermore, the website uses IPv6 ✓ and my private key is encrypted with AES256 ✓✓✓. Nobody else can access it.

[–] tfm@piefed.europe.pub 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And? What was the result? Is your key safe to use?

[–] Anafabula@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It says it IPv6 ready but doesn't even have any AAAA DNS records.

It does use TLS 1.3, but only AES 128 bits for me.

[–] tfm@piefed.europe.pub 29 points 2 days ago

Always great to see people who check security before putting their personal information in somewhere

[–] Zahtu@feddit.org 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

well, its ready, not that its implemented 😏

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago

Glad to see I'm not the only one checking for a AAAA. Looked like a cool and useful site /s but I only use sites with v6.

How do I upload from my company's yubikey?

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

To save anyone the trouble, here's a key I've generated just now:

-----BEGIN OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY-----
b3BlbnNzaC1rZXktdjEAAAAABG5vbmUAAAAEbm9uZQAAAAAAAAABAAAAMwAAAAtzc2gtZW
QyNTUxOQAAACAqTGrNcWWZrKjDzAgG1KaCYAOOAoqSSQvvWVgUx7PdMgAAAJgzuRsTM7kb
EwAAAAtzc2gtZWQyNTUxOQAAACAqTGrNcWWZrKjDzAgG1KaCYAOOAoqSSQvvWVgUx7PdMg
AAAEC8jODzrMngnvJlMwtlhqwlI6qS42WlzSDADbEYaCsRzCpMas1xZZmsqMPMCAbUpoJg
A44CipJJC+9ZWBTHs90yAAAAEXUwX2E0MzhAbG9jYWxob3N0AQIDBA==
-----END OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY-----

(and if I did it wrong enough, well, you can hack me but please let me know how I fucked up)

Change any random character in there to see how the website reacts to a unique key. I changed an O to an o and it accepted it.

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 20 points 2 days ago

Wait, that's my key. Ohhh QIDBA not QADBX.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

FWIW this is what I did:

$ ssh-keygen -f fake_ssh_key

(press Enter twice for no passphrase)

and then:

$ cat fake_ssh_key

Which I then just copy-pasted from the terminal. Surely this can't reveal anything about my other private keys, right?

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 14 points 2 days ago

Yes. It only reveals stuff about your defaults, which should be ed25519 globally now anyway.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We know your unique machine ID now.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

I'll be impressed if you tell me what operating system I'm using.

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Didn't pass captcha to submit my crypto wallet :(

[–] tfm@piefed.europe.pub 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you tried disabling VPN?

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm a robot

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] oleorun@lemmy.fan 14 points 1 day ago

All I see is *******

[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tfm@piefed.europe.pub 4 points 1 day ago

Damn. Microsoft did something right?

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The disclaimer ruins the joke

[–] tfm@piefed.europe.pub 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm pretty sure there was a version without it first.

Still made me laugh 🤷

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Yes I do remember it used to not be there

[–] Sailing7@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago