wait until you learn about pitch accents
anden: the spirit
anden: the mallard
andén: a surname
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Speed: fart
End: slut
So a quick end is a fart slut?
No, quick is snabb, so its a snabbslut
But something could have an end speed. Slutfart.
What about the beginning of the end
Startslutet?
Beginning of the end should mean that it's still part of the end, just, the beginning of it, like "början på slutet". To me "startslutet" sounds like the end of the start.
What about the slut datafag? Is it real?
Datafag is norwegian
No need to lob slurs at the datafags. /j
Blåhaj: Love
Blue shark
ikea shark plushie
You can't husband this shit up.
gift make göra gift gȧva
uncanny valley å
Speed: fart
Station: station End: slut Slutstation: final station
Val: whale Val: choice Val: election
Smell: lukt Impact: smäll [sounds almost like 'smell'] Speed: fart
The speed worsens the impact: the fart worsens the smäll
I ~ sounds like Swedish word for 'ouchie', Aj. Buy ~ almost sounds like Baj(s) = poop Pink ~ to "pinka" is to pee, "pink" may be just urine Sheet ~ almsot sounds like "skit" = shit (with an accent)
Ouchie poop piss shit = I buy pink sheet
Kiss = Puss Wee = kiss (+piss/pink)
Wanna kiss?
Now translate: spring bil snö penna
Spring bil snö penna ~ run car snow pen ~ run-kar sno-ppen ~ wanking the dick
Nice one!