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Lock your doors and believe in something

[–] JayK117@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

I'm at loss

[–] Svenare@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] railwhale@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I nominate this as the alt text for this image

[–] Hypocrite9554@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

That's gotta be fun with a screen reader

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

I think it means RIP to your "inbox"...

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago

I think you’re gonna experience a loss

[–] hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

the baby is a fish

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 4 points 6 hours ago
[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 61 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It's a miscarriage.

I'm sorry for your loss.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Omfg, it is

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

You stuck it in your ass.

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 hours ago

Defo preponant

[–] czer0_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago

Schrodingers baby

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago
[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 2 points 7 hours ago
[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 hours ago

The one from Resurrection.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Quintuplets and possibly a xenomorph

[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 hours ago

Or xenomorph quintuplets?

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 34 points 17 hours ago

Sorry for your loss.

[–] simple@piefed.social 82 points 20 hours ago

It means I'm sorry for your loss

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 56 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Means you're no longer pengrant

[–] Bubs@lemmy.zip 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 hours ago

Luigi board burned

[–] Nebula@fedia.io 33 points 18 hours ago

Oh, fuck off. 😅

[–] sibannac@lemmy.world 22 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 4 points 12 hours ago
[–] superglue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 12 hours ago

When this happened to my family it ended up being twins, good luck.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 44 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)
[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Twins

And a kitten

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Septuplets and one of them will be ADHD as fuck.

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 30 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I'm at a loss for words...

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 12 hours ago

It's Satan!

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 4 points 14 hours ago

It meants not pregnant, or at least that soon you won't have a baby problem anymore

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 10 points 17 hours ago

It means: Brace yourself for the loss.

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago
[–] Buffman@lemmy.world 18 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I think it means you’re Gregnant. Or was it preganté?

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[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Am I pregegnant, or am I OK?

[–] Arancello@aussie.zone 4 points 15 hours ago
[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Praise be, for He is coming.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago
[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Congrats! It's a corpse!

[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

Syntax error

[–] Therobohour@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Mega pregnant

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 points 15 hours ago

A litter and a runt that one of them might eat in the belly.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 points 16 hours ago

Pregnant with an Eldridge horror.

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