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[–] Svenare@lemmy.world 19 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] railwhale@lemmy.nz 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I nominate this as the alt text for this image

[–] Hypocrite9554@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

That's gotta be fun with a screen reader

[–] ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago

Lock your doors and believe in something

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

I'm at loss

[–] JayK117@aussie.zone 3 points 9 hours ago
[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I think it means RIP to your "inbox"...

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I have over 3.5k notifications.

You have no idea

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago

I think you’re gonna experience a loss

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 67 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

It's a miscarriage.

I'm sorry for your loss.

[–] iveseenthat@reddthat.com 1 points 4 hours ago

Wait, is this real?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Omfg, it is

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 4 points 14 hours ago
[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

You stuck it in your ass.

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 6 points 17 hours ago

Defo preponant

[–] czer0_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 16 hours ago

Schrodingers baby

[–] hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

the baby is a fish

[–] simple@piefed.social 85 points 1 day ago

It means I'm sorry for your loss

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 3 points 15 hours ago
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago
[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

Sorry for your loss.

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Means you're no longer pengrant

[–] Bubs@lemmy.zip 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 12 hours ago

Luigi board burned

[–] Nebula@fedia.io 34 points 1 day ago

Oh, fuck off. 😅

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Quintuplets and possibly a xenomorph

[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 13 hours ago

Or xenomorph quintuplets?

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 17 hours ago

The one from Resurrection.

[–] sibannac@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 4 points 19 hours ago
[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 47 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] mtpender@piefed.social 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm at a loss for words...

[–] Buffman@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think it means you’re Gregnant. Or was it preganté?

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[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

It means: Brace yourself for the loss.

[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Twins

And a kitten

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Septuplets and one of them will be ADHD as fuck.

[–] superglue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 19 hours ago

When this happened to my family it ended up being twins, good luck.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Am I pregegnant, or am I OK?

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago
[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 4 points 22 hours ago

It meants not pregnant, or at least that soon you won't have a baby problem anymore

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago
[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Praise be, for He is coming.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[–] Arancello@aussie.zone 4 points 23 hours ago
[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago

It's Satan!

[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Syntax error

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Congrats! It's a corpse!

[–] Therobohour@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Mega pregnant

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