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[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 48 points 1 month ago

Pregnant man πŸ«ƒ gas

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What a pair of consecutive posts

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's poop gas. Ask me how I know

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Oh Jesus.. not that shit.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There is plenty of gas for πŸ’€/☠️

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 12 points 1 month ago

There's even some for 🫠

[–] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

There's anxiety gas! It's called atmosphere at sea level.

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Uhhh..... there's this one, too....

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Best thing Dayton ever attempted to invent

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The cheeze it was invented in dayton.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How the hell did they tell me about the pop tab can so damn many times and never mention the cheez it. Like losing their shit about that one bike shop I get, the autoignition engine, sure, but the soda can thing is a weird point of pride

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[–] Coldgoron@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Give me 3 barrels of focus gas.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it's a gas, more like smoked meth

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Mmm...cherrywood? Applewood?

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Caffeine vapes sounds pretty close

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Where's the "I just stuck my cock in the macaroni salad at a publex deli" gas?

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Meth can be smoked

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure tear gas is supposed to take care of that

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[–] M137@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

There's mustard gas and mustard is definitely an emotion, but I'm pretty sure those two aren't the same.

[–] LinyosT@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

Dude, I’m so mustard right now.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ambivalence gas. Ennui gas and my favorite (which I think already exists..) Procrastination gas.

[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Procrastination gas is just smoking some good weed.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

True, to a degree.

Though when I do smoke, I usually end up power cleaning the house..

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can I borrow that aspect of you for a few days? I need to get some shit done

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[–] BierSoggyBeard@feddit.online 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm sorry, but I do not want to partake of the "anxiety gas"

[–] themagzuz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

that's basically just co2, since (iirc) the panic from not being able to breathe comes from high co2 levels the blood, rather than low oxygen levels in the blood. this is also why simple asphyxiants like nitrogen gas are still very dangerous, because you might not notice that you're not getting any oxygen, especially since your ability to think is probably also impaired because of said low oxygen.

so if you wanna make yourself anxious for funsies, then you can just breathe a bunch of co2 (but also don't because you might die, and even if you don't, elevated co2 levels are still pretty bad for you)

I think that just means it needs an oxygen concentration of 20%.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

You can make that at home by farting in the shower

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We have hungry and sleepy gas. It’s called weed smoke. We have euphoric gas, it’s called crack smoke.

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[–] realitista@lemmus.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I must be inhaling despair gas from somewhere.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

Sorry I had Burger King for lunch.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pranking someone by giving them the despair gas

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

(Riot) Fire the passive aggressive gas!

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Because all other emotions fall between so you just need to adjust the mix between the two.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Suspicious Monocle Gas: $49.95 🧐

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

You can probably figure out how to smoke MDMA, and crack and meth are both aggressive overconfidence gas AFAIK.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

How about the eggplant gas?

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait.. There are more emotions?

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I'll take an mk 47 striker automatic grenade launcher full of this please.

[–] MumboJumbo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Anxiety gas again!? I don't know how to cope with this

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

πŸ˜πŸ’¨

[–] amniote@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Zyklon B for Racism

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There is a gas of disgust. Take a big whiff.

farts

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

I see you've met my husband. He is of course, a global leader in disgust gas.

I get deliveries sent to our bed. Usually accompanied by the sheets being pulled up over my head, the bastard..

LOL!

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