this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2025
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[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 9 points 7 hours ago

This is the most fun I've had online since the Coldplay Corporate Affair memes.

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 hours ago

Double tap, but keep your finger pressed down on the second tap, then slide your finger up and down

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 6 hours ago

No I'm a wazzard

[–] polite_cat@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I tapped at super high speed and nothing happened, just that my monitor is now broken

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 17 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

There’s no safety net and I broke my arm :(

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Glass 30 year-old kids these days, smh

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Welcome to the 90s - you're lucky you even have pads over the springs

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 3 points 11 hours ago

That’s why you got those really bad bruises, especially when you brother decided to make it worse rather than help

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 14 hours ago

OP, if you came up with this you're incredibly clever.

[–] SlyLycan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 18 hours ago

I'm so high and had way too much fun with this. Very novel lol.

[–] Stez827@sh.itjust.works 50 points 21 hours ago

Ok that was way more fun than it should have been thanks

[–] GreatRam@lemmy.world 43 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

My phone zoomed in twice before zooming out :/

You just bounced so high it took a little time to fall back down

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 17 points 20 hours ago

Double jump unlocked

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 2 points 8 hours ago

I can't believe he was racist!

[–] frog@feddit.uk 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

This looks like it was built for Instagram so the double tap likes the post.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 hours ago

in Voyager, it goes between full screen and restore, so it's like you're bouncing

[–] Cthuwu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 15 hours ago

All fun and games until I try to do a backflip and break my leg on your property. I'm calling the internet police!

[–] insomniac199@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

Oddly calming.

[–] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 11 points 19 hours ago

I'd be very confused if I were on PC for this. Clever.

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 21 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 18 hours ago

Be careful, you could get hurt that way.

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Boing boing boom

[–] cannon_annon88@lemmy.today 13 points 22 hours ago

I had way too much fun with this

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 20 hours ago

Okay, Thai is funny

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)